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Apr 14, 2007 9:03 AM CST this is for men only!!
davinci55
davinci55davinci55galesville, Wisconsin USA15 Threads 382 Posts
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have
suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs......... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I
usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with
my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but
last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs
so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home
from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that
the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right
by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take
it back to the pro shop where I bought it?


------I understand...thumbs up
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Apr 14, 2007 9:30 AM CST this is for men only!!
highfidelity
highfidelityhighfidelityEurope, Lower Saxony Germany37 Threads 2,287 Posts
Men only ... huuuuuu wink rolling on the floor laughing dancing
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Apr 14, 2007 9:38 AM CST this is for men only!!
highfidelity
highfidelityhighfidelityEurope, Lower Saxony Germany37 Threads 2,287 Posts
It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that
the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right
by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take
it back to the pro shop where I bought it?


I think nobody found that funny - and the girls went back dancing wink
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Apr 14, 2007 9:41 AM CST this is for men only!!
bulldog66
bulldog66bulldog66doncaster, UK35 Threads 3,680 Posts
i did ,golf its a man thing .............i love golf but alas my handicap is the windmill, i can get the pyramids even the seesaw but the windmill gets me evry time rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 14, 2007 9:45 AM CST this is for men only!!
highfidelity
highfidelityhighfidelityEurope, Lower Saxony Germany37 Threads 2,287 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing help rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Apr 14, 2007 11:41 AM CST this is for men only!!
sweetmanfouryou
sweetmanfouryousweetmanfouryouromford, Greater London, England UK9 Threads 125 Posts
geeez Tricky one this, are you sure its just a crack? if its a crack - Id definetely take it back to the store,
ON the other hand it could be just a scratch on the surface, I suggets that when she gets home from her night out with the girls that you sneek her mascara out of her purse, and see if you can hide the crack with it.dont let her see you hiding there though, she might think your just waiting to get into her purse, cuase your obviously not getting into anything else
sigh doh
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Apr 14, 2007 12:30 PM CST this is for men only!!
valeria
valeriavaleriawolverhampton, West Midlands, England UK1 Threads 22 Posts
how long did it take you to come up with that story? very creative, now I know why it is FOR MEN ONLY!
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Apr 14, 2007 2:35 PM CST this is for men only!!
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA3,145 Posts
Obviously she has been using your clubs and cheating thing is
confirmed. Good detective work. thumbs up
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Apr 14, 2007 2:38 PM CST this is for men only!!
lorraine
lorrainelorraineDublin, Ireland104 Threads 2,717 Posts
thumbs up way to gorolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 14, 2007 2:41 PM CST this is for men only!!
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
wasnt he lucky she was cheatin or he wouldnt have found the hairline crack ......doh doh
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Apr 14, 2007 3:07 PM CST this is for men only!!
ScottyBravo
ScottyBravoScottyBravoMiddleboro, Massachusetts USA2 Threads 74 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 14, 2007 3:09 PM CST this is for men only!!
royalnavy
royalnavyroyalnavyportsmouth, Hampshire, England UK7 Threads 153 Posts
god.... i hope you get a new one!!! need your graphite driver!! i just cracked mine on a par3 back home, i got angry!!!
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Apr 14, 2007 3:52 PM CST this is for men only!!
valeria
valeriavaleriawolverhampton, West Midlands, England UK1 Threads 22 Posts
lets give a guy some break here, he probably regrets it now and they say women have blonde moments...not true, just do not do it again plsscold
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Apr 14, 2007 6:15 PM CST this is for men only!!
ANGELSWING
ANGELSWINGANGELSWINGhenryetta, Oklahoma USA5 Threads 124 Posts
Thats a good one, so she is a golf widow?roll eyes
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Apr 14, 2007 6:36 PM CST this is for men only!!
ampoule
ampouleampouleNorthwest, Indiana USA6 Threads 118 Posts
That is a great retort agman!!
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Apr 14, 2007 6:39 PM CST this is for men only!!
davinci55
davinci55davinci55galesville, Wisconsin USA15 Threads 382 Posts
I KNEW the ladies couldnt stay away...rolling on the floor laughing FORE!!
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Apr 14, 2007 6:53 PM CST this is for men only!!
sweetykat
sweetykatsweetykatLakeland, Florida USA30 Threads 1,635 Posts
Kuriosity killed the Kat
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