ALABAMA TROOPER ( Archived) (16)

Apr 27, 2007 11:29 AM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver says, "Why'd you do that?"

The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

Driver says, "i'm sorry, officer. I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."

The passenger asks, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say: "I wish that jerk would've tried that stuff with me !"
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Apr 27, 2007 11:31 AM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
bookumdanom1
bookumdanom1bookumdanom1Corinth, Mississippi USA2 Threads 1,262 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause
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Apr 27, 2007 11:33 AM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
sweetykat
sweetykatsweetykatLakeland, Florida USA30 Threads 1,635 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2007 12:22 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
GypsyRi
GypsyRiGypsyRiSikeston, Missouri USA6 Threads 148 Posts
That was Excellent...hahaha..I love it..rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2007 1:11 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
rosiedoll
rosiedollrosiedollanadarko, USA113 Threads 1,431 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 27, 2007 1:12 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
guitarplayer00
guitarplayer00guitarplayer00Portland, Oregon USA19 Threads 2 Polls 1,901 Posts
is it true? it sounds so real!! I bet it has happened many times..lol
;-}
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Apr 27, 2007 1:20 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
Chele1964
Chele1964Chele1964Pittsboro, Indiana USA48 Threads 2,488 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one....thanks for the laugh!
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Apr 27, 2007 2:24 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
Your welcome.

If you ain't laughin
You ain't livin'
(C. Mencia)
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Apr 27, 2007 2:25 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
I have no doubt it happened....
lol
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Apr 27, 2007 3:23 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
laugh




thanks
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Apr 27, 2007 3:25 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Sure that wasn't an Oregon smokie?


LOLOLOL
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Apr 27, 2007 3:26 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
cherokeemoon
cherokeemooncherokeemoongrove, Oklahoma USA13 Threads 711 Posts
Good one harleylvrrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 21, 2007 3:51 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
Debiuz2
Debiuz2Debiuz2yerington, Nevada USA3 Posts
head banger applause laugh beer that was good thank you
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Jun 21, 2007 4:02 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
SexySuperman
SexySupermanSexySupermanathens, USA31 Threads 178 Posts
Ive heard this joke several times.... and in the version I hear its always, TEXAS.rolling on the floor laughing

its still good though.....because it does sound like some crap that would have happened to one of my friends who thinks hes a hard "thug"laugh
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Jun 21, 2007 4:12 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
Ya got it wrong. Not Texas.
I live there.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 21, 2007 5:21 PM CST ALABAMA TROOPER
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
good one.wave
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