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deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Postsme to, i came home a day early
HEY Ants , if you want some good jokes got to the Advantages of being a Redneck post on Int'l forums- Kieote is the main man on here for jokes- apart from my meagre input occasionally- 
never been to ibiza, i like Gran Canaria, its really nice there, and no massive wild parties!!
i stayed the whole week out there but couldnt wait to get home. the thing is im not the type of man to sleep around with anyone. i like to get to know a woman first. ibiza is well known for two things music and you know what else. why i went now i do not know!
same here, im not into sleeping around, so god knows why i went in the first place
Heres one
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around,
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over
and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around,
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over
and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"
cheers mate i will do that!
the people here are so friendly its a pleasure talking to them.
the people here are so friendly its a pleasure talking to them.great stuff!
well nice talking to you ant, but im off now 
you wont want to go to ibiza trust me
bye everyone i will speak to you tomorrow
nightie nightie
c u tomoz mate, i havnt been on much today been very busy hehehehe hello bele:)
good afternoon people!afternoon ant
good afternoon belle have you been working today?
have you been working today?im on nights, start at 9.30
what about you?
what about you?
ive just finished my shift i start early in the morning. been doing mornings for 6 years now and it still isnt easy getting up in the moring. do you like working nights?
afternoon peeps
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