Drape me naked with drizzy drops, Tie me up, then call the cops. Whip me with a wet ministroni, Take me to court, collect alimony.
Throw me in jail, no collect 200 dollars, No pass no go, new=fangled shock collars. Drink all my whisky, cause a catastrophe, Wait, go back, did I forget an apostrophe? No, I guess not, moving forward again, I've got a kitty cat, his name is Ben. Or Beavis, I forget things sometimes, I guess that's what they mean, By victimless crimes.
I'm surely sure the cat doesn't care, I'm the pet here, his name is Hair. Drat! Did I forget a comma, No I guess not, okay, end this drama.
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Tie me up, then call the cops.
Whip me with a wet ministroni,
Take me to court, collect alimony.
Throw me in jail, no collect 200 dollars,
No pass no go, new=fangled shock collars.
Drink all my whisky, cause a catastrophe,
Wait, go back, did I forget an apostrophe?
No, I guess not, moving forward again,
I've got a kitty cat, his name is Ben.
Or Beavis, I forget things sometimes,
I guess that's what they mean,
By victimless crimes.
I'm surely sure the cat doesn't care,
I'm the pet here, his name is Hair.
Drat! Did I forget a comma,
No I guess not, okay, end this drama.