Old MacDuff (4)
Good one duuuude!!
Now.....where are those dang HO-HOS???
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And was never the same again.
He talked to his cows and goats
He bought his wife diamonds and totes
Designer dresses and snazzy fur coats
And treated her like a Queen.
Just a little bit odd coming from a tightwad
Who'd call for a copper if his cigarette cropper
Ended up capered by petty cutpurses.
The air would ring for days from his curses.
But after he toked
What all the longhairs smoked,
This crusty Scot turned a five-fingered leaf
Started hanging with the local Indian chief
He began talking to stairs and walls,
And he threw outrageous balls
Spending his green often sight unseen
On baubles and trinkets and knick-knacks.
Old MacDuff had a puff
And was never the same again.