Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends (30)

Jun 23, 2007 8:02 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Sorry guys....just had to..it's too cute

1. Puppies won't ask you if it's the best puppy you've
ever had.

2. A puppy always comes to you when you call it.

3. If you show affection for a puppy, it returns it with no strings attached.

4. All you need to do for a puppy to love you forever is feed it and not beat it with heavy blunt objects.

5. Puppies love you unconditionally.
6. It's OK if your PUPPY gets fleas from another puppy.

7. You can put a puppy on a leash and snap it
back if it tries to sniff other puppies.

8. Your puppy will never leave you for your
roommate, best friend, or someone with bigger
breasts / more money / better looks / a better body / etc.

9. Puppies urinating in the front lawn is normal.

10. Puppies don't "bite the hand that feeds them."

11. Puppies are easier to train to do simple tasks.

12. A puppy never conspires with other puppies to play with your mind.

13. Puppies never leave en masse to check out
puppies in the other room.

14. A puppy won't give you a lot of backtalk for no apparent reason.

15. You can train your puppy to do tricks--like play dead "all day."

16. If you have a neighbor you don't like, you won't be as embarrassed if your Puppy poops all over his lawn.

17. Puppies don't even pretend to know how
to fix whatever they break.

18. Puppies won't get jealous of all of your male friends.

19. Neutering your boyfriend, as practical as it may seem, is harder to justify.

20. A Puppy's face in the toilet bowl is less
alarming.

21. Puppies don't leave the toilet seat up.

22. Puppies don't have to show other puppies
that it's "the puppy of its house."

23. Puppies attract men; boyfriends drive them away.

24. Puppies don't do dishes, but at least they attempt to lick their own plate clean.

25. Puppies won't ask "Why don't you look like THAT?" when watching TV.

26. Puppies actually look attractive with a full body of hair.

27. Puppies don't mind staying home with the
kids.

28. Because puppies can't read maps; they
have a GOOD excuse for getting lost.

29. Puppies don't have double-standards.

30. There's no such thing as an EX-puppy...
Jun 23, 2007 8:08 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
CharlieGirl41
CharlieGirl41CharlieGirl41Devon, Alberta Canada21 Threads 558 Posts
ah hah... maybe that's why I'm adopting my puppies. tongue

Interested? Have a look at the "extra" photos on my profile... smitten
Jun 23, 2007 8:13 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
AWWWWWWWW .....They are soooooooo cute,I want onelaugh
Jun 23, 2007 8:15 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
jimkabob
jimkabobjimkabobRegina, Saskatchewan Canada3 Threads 935 Posts
Oh man, blue eyes too.
Jun 23, 2007 8:17 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
U guys are done fortongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 23, 2007 8:23 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
TrueNorthMan7
TrueNorthMan7TrueNorthMan7Barrie, Canada34 Threads 1,096 Posts
Awwwwww

Puppy lovejaw drop
Jun 23, 2007 8:34 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
Iluvtims
IluvtimsIluvtimsBurlington, Ontario Canada2 Threads 118 Posts
Curly, I agree with all of the above, except for #18.
I have a dog, no longer a puppy, but none the less, and if either my daughter or myself have a male around and get close to each other, he breaks us up. So far it's been kinda funny, but if anyone serious comes into my life it, I may have to send him to his room.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 23, 2007 8:37 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
My boston used to do that laugh she'd either slowly wiggle her way between us on the couch or just sit at the guys feet and stare at him for hoursrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 23, 2007 8:38 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
sexygurlswings
sexygurlswingssexygurlswingsWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada49 Threads 2,560 Posts
Great smiles to start my morning...passes Curly a steaming hot mug of teawave and a hughug
Jun 23, 2007 8:39 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
Iluvtims
IluvtimsIluvtimsBurlington, Ontario Canada2 Threads 118 Posts
Did he(she) ever stop???sigh
Jun 23, 2007 8:40 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Always glad to bring a smile...thanks for the tea...needed thatwave
Jun 23, 2007 8:40 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
TrueNorthMan7
TrueNorthMan7TrueNorthMan7Barrie, Canada34 Threads 1,096 Posts
"Going to the dogs"

Gives a whole new meaning to the termrolling on the floor laughing
Jun 23, 2007 8:41 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
She grew to 'accept' him but always let him know she had her eye on him ......god was that funnyrolling on the floor laughing
Jun 23, 2007 8:42 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
Iluvtims
IluvtimsIluvtimsBurlington, Ontario Canada2 Threads 118 Posts
Was he OK with that? My dog weighs in at 120 lbs...
Jun 23, 2007 8:45 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
They argreed to disagree bbut had a truce for 2 yrs before i had to have her put down(cancer)
Once ur boy get used to having someone else around he'll calm down,he's just being the dominant male for nowlaugh
Jun 23, 2007 8:46 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
jimkabob
jimkabobjimkabobRegina, Saskatchewan Canada3 Threads 935 Posts
We know, but we can still work on it right?

Is it healthy to laugh this hard in the morning?
Jun 23, 2007 8:46 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
CharlieGirl41
CharlieGirl41CharlieGirl41Devon, Alberta Canada21 Threads 558 Posts
Yep, I'm smitten. smitten

I'll let you know when I have them... the Rhodesian is first and hopefully in the next litter. The Chesapeake is a couple years our - I'm thinking I can only deal with training one at a time.

KaribaRidge Rhodesians is an actual breeder in Alberta and the puppy, at 8 weeks old, is from that breeder. The Chesapeake is from Longview Meadows in Pennsylvania. I'll be looking closer to home when the time comes.

Thanks for sharing, Curly. I'll have a tea with you this morning.
Jun 23, 2007 8:46 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
Iluvtims
IluvtimsIluvtimsBurlington, Ontario Canada2 Threads 118 Posts
I don't know about that, he did it with my husband too.laugh
Jun 23, 2007 8:47 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
sexygurlswings
sexygurlswingssexygurlswingsWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada49 Threads 2,560 Posts
mmmm an alpha male..now that's what I'm talking aboutgrin devil applause oh are we still talking about dogs???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
Jun 23, 2007 8:49 AM CST Why Puppies Are Better Than Boyfriends
puppies eat can food, but boyfriends prefer a home cook meal, at least once in a while...lol
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