$100 tattoo ( Archived) (5)

Jun 27, 2007 12:07 AM CST $100 tattoo
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
Joe gets home late one night and, Jackie, his wife says, "Where on earth have you been?"

Joe replies: "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What were you thinking?" she said, "why would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

Fourth, and best of all, now instead of going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Joe is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
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Jun 27, 2007 12:45 AM CST $100 tattoo
Joe19
Joe19Joe19Roma, Queensland Australia11 Threads 286 Posts
im gonna look in to that tongue
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Jun 27, 2007 10:07 AM CST $100 tattoo
Urhotman
UrhotmanUrhotmanPottstown, Pennsylvania USA29 Threads 792 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 27, 2007 10:44 AM CST $100 tattoo
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
laugh



Thanks! thumbs up
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Jun 27, 2007 10:47 AM CST $100 tattoo
izzyva1
izzyva1izzyva1Highland Springs, Virginia USA1 Threads 171 Posts
One of the best joke i have read in a while.




El Diablo
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