Something one of my Buddies sent me ( Archived) (4)

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****Every time you hear on the news about people
running away from a crazed gunman, someone's son or
daughter in a police uniform is running TOWARD that
crazed gunman.

Yes it's true, cops usually don't give other cops
tickets. Think of it as an employee discount, perk or
benefit. Other cops are family and you wouldn't give
your brother a ticket if you were a cop either

If your local police agency has a helicopter, everyone
knows it's loud and annoying, but did you know it can
cover the same area as 20 patrol officers and safely
chase criminals that are driving 90 MPH
through city streets. Many times the guy has no idea
it's there and slows down.

Police work is.......writing reports.

If you rob a gas station you're only going to get
about $100, but I get
to see a K9 dog use your arm as a chew toy. For all I
care you can keep the $100.

In one year of patrol work , only about ten minutes
would be cool enough to be on the television show
Cops.

Every traffic stop could end in gunfire, but we have
to be polite and professional until that time.

I've taken both men and women to jail for domestic
violence, so NO it's not always the man.

People love fire fighters. They can't give you a
ticket!!! If Cops gave no tickets, people would LOVE
them too.

If the light was yellow, we wouldn't be having this
conversation.

******Cops know you pay taxes and that your taxes pay
cops' salaries. Cops also pay taxes, which also pay
cops' salaries so, hey, this traffic stop is on me.
Now sign here; press hard. There are five copies

Love the humor....there...
We have some nice officiers...for sure.....
Grateful for them ......
Thanks for sharing it.....

Cant believe the timing and this thread. The Chiefs of Police called asking for a donation to the scholarship fund...