How to drive woman crazy (42)
My former husband actually did some of these things...they are funnier now!
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Number 14 is actually bad ? *taking notes*
Yes, dear. I thought that was the answer to all questions?
No wonder I am single !
Yes, dear. I thought that was the answer to all questions?
No wonder I am single !
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That would be a good guess
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Do you know why women does not know how to park a car?????
because we have been told that 5 cms are 20 cms.....
because we have been told that 5 cms are 20 cms.....
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I think number 14 is a bunch of bs
yes dear?
Do I get in trouble in question format?
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when i cought my ex hubby in a lie he would jsut laugh and not answer anything AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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If a woman/man would just trust their partner and let them be a adult they wouldn't catch them in anything and would be happy. 
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Just be a guy thats enough to drive any woman crazy
as there is a load of crazy women out there 
as there is a load of crazy women out there
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is that so ........ do you know many by name
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well i for one didnt' dictate but when i come home and smell another womans hair product on my pillow ther e is cause not to trust don'y y ou think??
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I dont know many crazy woman but I definatlly know a certain MAD IRISH GIRL
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did your mother not warn you against irish lasses especially if they are mad...... 
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she did, but once you meet one you get addicted and you never want to let go
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How to drive a woman crazy? I'd marry her
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he might have liked the smell and jerked off--but stands there stunned while being ? because he didn't have the balls to say "damn hun you weren't putting out so I took matters into my own hands.
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superglue the toliet seat,reminds me of the time I superglued his well you know the rest.Like to never grew the hair back there.
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were you in my bedroom do you know for sure i didn't 'PUT OUT"? no i worked with this girl i knew her smell and he wasn't jerking off, but you need to get ALL THE facts B4 YOU ASSuME!!! as a matter of fact after that i STOPPED "PUTTING OUT" 
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And there we go...Nice bike by the way - loved the big FJ's and standards in general...(Bandit 1200)
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2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject.
3. Superglue the commode seat in the up position.
4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones.
5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California.
6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.
7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her.
8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.
9. Never give her a straight answer.
10. Take up yodelling and practice a lot.
11. Quote Tim Allen to validate your position during arguments. (Argh! Argh! Argh!)
12. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.
13. Pretend you forgot how to speak English.
14. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.)