Don't Take it Seriously ( Archived) (6)

* When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
* When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
* When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
* When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
* When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
* When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
* When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
* When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
* When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.

Ask more questions. LOL. Those could be pickup lines for people in these professions!!

Thanks for sharing!!

Good ones!