Vending Machine ( Archived) (5)

Jul 26, 2007 1:14 AM CST Vending Machine
sassie431
sassie431sassie431southern, California USA45 Threads 500 Posts
A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.
She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button. Suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
She continues to do this until a man waiting to use the machine becomes impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "No chance! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm winning!"
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Jul 26, 2007 1:44 AM CST Vending Machine
Dragnzx
DragnzxDragnzxUnderabridge, Alabama USA33 Threads 688 Posts
I met her at Victoryland, I kept putting quarters in her slot and got nothing !!

NEVER give up a winning thing !drinking cheers
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Jul 26, 2007 1:50 AM CST Vending Machine
sassie431
sassie431sassie431southern, California USA45 Threads 500 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 26, 2007 1:58 AM CST Vending Machine
Dragnzx
DragnzxDragnzxUnderabridge, Alabama USA33 Threads 688 Posts
Then, I found the coin return button, bought a house and she divirced me and got it all !! Even the coin return button !!crying
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Jul 26, 2007 2:16 AM CST Vending Machine
sassie431
sassie431sassie431southern, California USA45 Threads 500 Posts
Sounds like me but I didn't marry a blonde women, I married a man....rolling on the floor laughing He got it all.....
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