A man and his wife... ( Archived) (15)

Jul 29, 2007 1:17 PM CST A man and his wife...
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA16 Threads 451 Posts
Hello... I am new to this site and have just been looking around. Just wanted to introduce myself in and share a little joke...





A man and his wife got up for work one morning and the wife said, "Honey, the refrigerator needs fixing."

The man said, "Do I look like the Maytag repair man?"

Then she said, "The car also needs fixing."

"Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?"

So the man went on to work, and when he finally got home, his wife said, "Oh I got the car and the refrigerator fixed. The man next door fixed them."

The man said, "Well, how much did he charge?"

"Well," she said, "He said I can either sleep with him or bake him a cake."

"Did you bake him a cake?"

"Do I look like Betty Crocker?" wave laugh
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Jul 29, 2007 1:19 PM CST A man and his wife...
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
cswelcome Welcome to the club!!

Nice joke btw!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2007 1:19 PM CST A man and his wife...
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
Welcome to the forums Paige, cool jokerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Jul 29, 2007 1:19 PM CST A man and his wife...
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Nice one,......happy birthday ,,tongue



cswelcome welcome......to the nut house.....cheers laugh
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Jul 29, 2007 1:20 PM CST A man and his wife...
ColdInWisconsin
ColdInWisconsinColdInWisconsinR.L., USA3 Threads 551 Posts
Hey, nice to meet you. Welcome to the nut house.wave
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Jul 29, 2007 1:24 PM CST A man and his wife...
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA16 Threads 451 Posts
Thanks, I have been reading through the other threads and I think you all are a funny bunch of people...
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Jul 29, 2007 1:25 PM CST A man and his wife...
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
Hi Paige wave
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Jul 29, 2007 1:27 PM CST A man and his wife...
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA16 Threads 451 Posts
it is nice to meet you all... beer
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Jul 29, 2007 1:28 PM CST A man and his wife...
knowswhentofold
knowswhentofoldknowswhentofoldNorristown, Pennsylvania USA25 Threads 2,014 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cswelcome
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Jul 29, 2007 1:30 PM CST A man and his wife...
AZIZcowboy69
AZIZcowboy69AZIZcowboy69HELL, Arizona USA2 Threads 87 Posts
that was funny
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Jul 29, 2007 1:31 PM CST A man and his wife...
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA16 Threads 451 Posts
Funny as in haha and very entertaining. wink
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Jul 29, 2007 1:34 PM CST A man and his wife...
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
laugh cheers
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Jul 29, 2007 1:34 PM CST A man and his wife...
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA16 Threads 451 Posts
Here is another one for you...



A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

doh
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Jul 29, 2007 1:56 PM CST A man and his wife...
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2007 2:25 PM CST A man and his wife...
speedy5662
speedy5662speedy5662Tulsa, USA35 Threads 936 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Hi and welcome!! My name is Jon and it great to meet you!!!handshake
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