We've all had them, some alot more then others. You know, like walking around at work half the day, then someone tells your pants are unzipped. Or about two hows after lunch, You notice some sauce on your lip, and no one told a damn thing.
This was a nice day to remeber, I was about 19. on a mixed bowling league. I was wearing a blue and black striped shirt. One of my teamates, a women, said, "Isn't that a blouse you're wearing?" I was wondering why it button backwards, and I couldn't tuck it in.
Not at all. Back along the same time as the blouse incident. Same crowd actually. We all got together for A party. My roommate and I cooked the Turkey. While cutting the Turkey and emoving the Stouffers Chicken flavered Stuffing I cheated on. Hee hee. The same woman, said."Didn't you know, you are supposed to remove the bag of gizzards and neck out first?" Still they thought the stuffing was Excellent!
This is one of my favorites. My brother is brushing his teeth, While brushing his teeth, he notices his toothbrush. That's odd he thinks, Then he realized he was using the toothbrush they used to clean out their bird cage. :rollI can't beleive he even told me that one.:
Yeah then ask him about the time he brushed his teeth with Desetin. For those that don't know. Desetin, a diaper rash ointmant, very greasy and water repellent. Took him a while to get that out of his mouth.
Wasn't going to mention this, but....oh well...............
On a recent road trip......while stuck in a rather lengthy traffic jam.....things got a little....ummmmm....how can I say this......playful.......(I was wearing a dress)........traffic was pretty much at a stand still.........until we looked up and saw an 18 wheeler....to our left.....and a young boy...(maybe 8-10 years old) in the passenger seat. Sure wouldn't want to be his dad having to explain what it was he saw.............
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