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hotlips117 Threads 534 Postsnor have i YET but its worth a try lol
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That would make me pass out lol
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he will think my HOTLIPS are throbbing for him pmsl lol
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Frankly, though, you have a point. I'd rather a man offer to f~(k me than $u(k me. What's with that, anyway? Most of them are absolutely NO good at it...
Sorry guys.
Sorry guys.
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and what the heck is pmsl??
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I don't know hot I'll have to say with a little instruction of where how fast or slow or soft etc.. some guys can be awesome.
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pissing myself laughing, gonna pee my knicks
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pmk Piss Me Knickers! I love it! That's too darn funny.
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I would lay 10 miles of wire to hear you fart over the phone! Can I have your phone number?
(not my best shot, but usually gets a laugh)
(not my best shot, but usually gets a laugh)
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Er, eclipze, you must be the exception to the rule. I think we've been saying that a lot of us ladies find that kind of brutal opener a bit much.
I've had it on my mind now and then, but a certain amount of "play" seems appropriate. "beat around the bush," as you call it - would you care to elaborate? Can you tell us what kinda beatin makes you think a lady wantsya?
I've had it on my mind now and then, but a certain amount of "play" seems appropriate. "beat around the bush," as you call it - would you care to elaborate? Can you tell us what kinda beatin makes you think a lady wantsya?
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bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllllll rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu happy now
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i know that was bad but had cucumbers today lol
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Don't use lines, never have never will, I am what I am, I know I am good people. If I meet someone and she wants to hear some type of icreadible pick up line or play some game, well she can just simply go find someone else, just not my bag.
Now as far as messing with each other, playing in fun, joking laughing, but nothing serious, just getting to know each other, now thats what I am about, we will either just get along and nothing else or we could find something a little deeper.
Now as far as messing with each other, playing in fun, joking laughing, but nothing serious, just getting to know each other, now thats what I am about, we will either just get along and nothing else or we could find something a little deeper.
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i was out with some friends once, and just walked across the room, looked at a very pretty woman and said "i couldn't help but notice your hair, it's as beutiful and delicate as a spring sunrise. may i just touch it once?" she said sure, so i did and turned to walk away, she ask me if i would like to join her. so i did. we went out a few times, nothing serious. (several guys told me that she turned every guy down. i don't know how true that is.)
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My question is, do you actually fall for this crap, I mean even if its good, its fake, I think it is.
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Man to Woman:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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That one would work for me too. I'm so gullible. Yikes!
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The last time I was in a bar I bought a large chocolate hershey bar. I then melted some of it and rubbed it on my face, let some drool down the corner of my mouth, got some on my shirt. I then walked up to a woman at the bar, she was drunker than I was. I starred at her with my mouth open, full of chocolate. After starring at her about one minute looking like Billy Bob Thornton in "Slingblade" I asked her "Want sum candy?" She said "Can I spend the night at your house"? Women love chocolate!!! 
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