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Rhythmatist112 Threads 366 PostsHey......Somebody Farted!!...... Let's get out of here!!!!
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Actually I heard this one today and I loved it.
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
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Bond. James Bond!!!!!
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How about this one "how many licks would it take to get to the inside of you"
God give me a break here.
God give me a break here.
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Well that provides me with some imagery for sure. Keep on going, your starting to get my attention now!!! LOL!!
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I actually use this one once and never again. This woman was just uhh can't even put it into words. Anyways I walked up to her and she gave me one of those "here it comes" looks so I said "I learned 2 things today when I saw you." She said "and what's that" I said "1 that you are enough to make my heart stop. and 2 a pickup line would probably get me nowhere."
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Actually , Babycountry , that bit about the stars is kinda nice.
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try this one out.
"Can I borrow 50 cents?" I said for what he said" So I can call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams"
Or love this "do you have any irish in you, if not would you like some?"
"Can I borrow 50 cents?" I said for what he said" So I can call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams"
Or love this "do you have any irish in you, if not would you like some?"
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The best thing to do is just be honest in a relationship.
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I still like the one about the stars , plus the one Itsycatx had about the queen isn't bad. The others are dated , the one about the beautiful bodt is from a country song in the 80's! And some are like saying
"Let's ___k " .
I'm not the expert , but what happened to " mind if I join you" , mind if I sit down . or wanna dance?
Maybe my age is showing.
"Let's ___k " .
I'm not the expert , but what happened to " mind if I join you" , mind if I sit down . or wanna dance?
Maybe my age is showing.
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You show your age all you want to, Sparky. I'll dance with you. My favorite "line" has to be "mind if I join you" or "would you care to join me" but it's best after "would you like to dance?"
Maybe I'm old fashioned, too, in a lot of ways.
btw- I thought some of the lines I've gotten were more like, "let's $u(k."
Maybe I'm old fashioned, too, in a lot of ways.
btw- I thought some of the lines I've gotten were more like, "let's $u(k."
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I must be old fashioned in that regard."Would you like to dance is one of my favorites."
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I love it when a guy asks you dance. I also like it when you are dancing and they wisper it feels so good to hold you. although it may be cheesy still nice to hear it.
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You never know that just might work it's honest.
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