Birth Under Water ( Archived) (16)

Have you checked it out? Copy and paste the website and check it out and then you will understand. Nothing more than a good clean joke that will make you laugh.

Beautiful photo!!! My first sons baby was born that way.
I saw the whole thing.The baby was a boy.Now he is 5 years old.He was born,
January 1st,2001,right at the strike of Midnight,HappyNewYear!!! .All my son knew,was cameras and News People,when my grandson came into the world, in Seattle,Washington.My grandsons name is Maximus Forest Moore.Iam a very very proud Grandma.His little sister wanted to climb into thebirthing tub,with Mama,just to hold little brother.She is now 10 years old,her name is Krystine Brenda Moore.Mama was doing great.Now my grandson can't get enough of the water thing.

Childbirth can be a strenuous, and possibly disturbing, experience for the baby. Properly heated water helps to ease the transition from the birth canal to the outside world because the warm liquid resembles the familiar intra-uterine environment, and softens light, colors and noises.

"Why doesn't the baby drown?"

From a mother who used water birth five times.

“To me this was the obvious concern; after all, anybody who doesn't consciously hold his or her breath underwater is in fear of drowning. The answer is so logical and so simple. A baby doesn't drown during a water birth because the baby is already in water in the womb. It takes air for breath and when a baby comes from water into water without the introduction of air, the lungs remain collapsed and no water can enter. Once the baby is brought to the surface and its face hits the air, breath is drawn and life on earth begins. Knowing these facts, it is clear that water birth is a safe way for a baby to be born.”

Water birth allows the woman to be comfortable. She’s carrying a lot of weight and the water helps for floating. The water is warm and it eases muscles. The birthing process is much more relaxed.

They do this stuff at home and it is offered in hospitals.

I have looked at the official site for water birthing and I have looked at pictures where couples have taken photos of this very personal and intimate experience.

If I had even be so privileged I would have chosen waterbirth.

As I said, in my write the couple was an older one.
This bady was born out of wedlock.

Two couples were visiting.

The ladies were in the living room when the water broke wit one of them.

The guys were in the middle drinking beer, cooking steaks, and discusssing Robert Penn Warren.

There was a scream from the living room.
Beer bottles flew.
The steaks burned to a chrisp on the gas grill.

The bath tub was filled.
There was a mad scramble for towels.
The bathroom closet was opened in haste and a cat had to be removed.

Oh, this from a write called "Letters".

The older couple had met in a Krogers grocery store.
The woman had gone for some items and a man was wandering among the fruit.
My story really wove.
The lady was divorced. Se had three grown children.
Now one of her kids was adopted.
Her ex-was pretty bad.
He and this new gentleman had an altercation when a trash can was being picked up.

The ex-hubby wouldn't let go.

He trailed this guy.
The adopted son was picked up at an airport.
The rental Jeep was followed through streets.
A battered truck pulled along side of it and a gunshot rang in the air.

There was a close resemblance noticed by a police officer between the victim and the adopted son who had come from Nova Scotia.

A blood test was done.
The victim was really the adopted son's natural father.
He'd had an affaire that had broken his heart and he didn't know that the girl was pregnant. She just left him for a richer man and had never told him.
End of story there.

Look, this stuff happens in real life.
There was some executive that worked for a major company in like TV. He worked alongside his own son for three years not knowing who he was.

His former lover contacted him because the kid wanted to know who his father was. She told him the guy's name.

The kid had no clue that he had been working with his own father for three years.
They worked for the same company.

Sorry abut rambling there

Cath

Nice you!! All I can say is that I fell for it!!

You are very funny!

a must see for everyone.

thank you for that.