Lame Erics........ ( Archived) (7)

Aug 14, 2007 3:04 AM CST Lame Erics........
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
There was an old man name of Eric
Whose humour was rather pathetic
His rhyming was lame
Whether home or in Spain
That's why he's now called old limEric(k)!

What, why, how is a thread padlocked! devil
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Aug 14, 2007 3:16 AM CST Lame Erics........
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
there was a young man always glum
who no one would kiss on the ...
so he went out to find
someone noble and kind
now he wallows in whisky and rum
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Aug 14, 2007 3:19 AM CST Lame Erics........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 14, 2007 7:18 AM CST Lame Erics........
all funny... can't do one, I've got no rhythm and no rhymerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 14, 2007 7:36 AM CST Lame Erics........
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
The limerick is furtive and mean

You must keep her in close quarantine

Or she sneaks to the slums

And promptly becomes

Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
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Aug 14, 2007 4:23 PM CST Lame Erics........
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
There once was a young lovaboy
Who hollered at ladies 'Hey! Hoy!'
One day he was seen
Looking ugly and mean
'Cos someone stepped on his toy!

(sorry, not very funny....but I tried!)

crying
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Aug 14, 2007 4:25 PM CST Lame Erics........
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
dragonfly - never mind...... you can be taught to get into the right rhythm professor devil grin
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