CS created short story............ (22)
I’m a caring rabbit seeking that multicoloured fluffy rabbit to brighten up my rabbit hole. I have a huge stock of carrots which I’m willing to share with the right rabbit. I offer, long fluffy ears to tickle you with and a pompom tail to …..
go on, go on.. who's next?
go on, go on.. who's next?
... and a pompom tail to lift for you so you can...
see how well endowed I am. I can perform many tricks including the
in a jar of pumpkin mousse whilst wearing a leafy green hat and all of that trick without even consulting the manual. I have a slight tendency to....
F$$k like a rabbit....pardon my french, just couldn't resist 
---whilst playing the maracas in tune with the beat of the stomping of my feet
and meet up with my friend Wombat -- he-- eats roots and leaves and suggest I do the same--- but He is not in tune with his female side like me--- i'm still reeling from the waves of the recent session as I raise my glass of Sparkling Shiraz ---
.........in honour of good weather and sip the smooth wine with its chocolaty and blackberry flavour whilst I recline on my armchair and look at all my possessions that don’t mean a thing if I have no one to share them with or argue over them with that special fluffy girly bunny that I so much long for. How I long to fight over blankets, and tear the pillow apart in a pillow fight, how I long to..........
embrace - tenderly-cradling her petite head in my large hands whilst my smooth long fingers stroke her short dark hair -- gently massaging -I lower my head- her soft tender lips reach up and entwine- in moisten caress -softly engaging - warmly embracing perfumed melodies of infinite depths
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww just as it was getting interesting! poor thingy, he didn't even have time to finish his advert!
how about if poor Humphy came back as a ghost to hunt farmer Jones in the bathroom??
how about if poor Humphy came back as a ghost to hunt farmer Jones in the bathroom?? Never mind - Humphy gets reincarnated as 'Buck Wabbit' and gets to 'do' Miss Piggy in a Space Time thingy at 'warp factor 69'.........so there is something for our little wabbit to look forward to!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, calling Buck Wabbit, calling Buck Wabbit, are you receiving me? Over.
At first Buck Wabbit thought he was hearing voices, could it be that a space ship was landing on top of his rabbit hole? No, it couldn’t possibly be, of course not, that only happened in cartoons and as far as he knew he wasn’t in a cartoon. He got off his armchair and went to check outside. The sunlight blinded him, he went back inside and put on his Blues Brothers’ sun glasses on, when he went back outside he realised it wasn’t sunlight that had been blinding him but some flashing lights that came from this enormous flaying saucer with a cup of tea on top of it. The space ship started tilting and tea came pouring down into Buck Wabbit rabbit’s hole taking Buck Wabbit back to his armchair.
“it’s an invasion!” he cried.
“No it’s not, I’m Miss piggy by the way, nice to meet you too. Have you got any decent tea in your wabbit hole?
I just can't stop this!
At first Buck Wabbit thought he was hearing voices, could it be that a space ship was landing on top of his rabbit hole? No, it couldn’t possibly be, of course not, that only happened in cartoons and as far as he knew he wasn’t in a cartoon. He got off his armchair and went to check outside. The sunlight blinded him, he went back inside and put on his Blues Brothers’ sun glasses on, when he went back outside he realised it wasn’t sunlight that had been blinding him but some flashing lights that came from this enormous flaying saucer with a cup of tea on top of it. The space ship started tilting and tea came pouring down into Buck Wabbit rabbit’s hole taking Buck Wabbit back to his armchair.
“it’s an invasion!” he cried.
“No it’s not, I’m Miss piggy by the way, nice to meet you too. Have you got any decent tea in your wabbit hole?
I just can't stop this!
and a new childrens series is born ........
only for children over the age of 21.And I am Kapitan Kermi!- exclaimed a small yellow frog as he squeezed past the pig- arm extended in the gesture of a handshake
- he looked rather dashing -wearing nothing- but a brightly coloured iridescent orange G- String -studded with an array sparkling silver moons---one of which was rather noticeable being larger than the rest
- he looked rather dashing -wearing nothing- but a brightly coloured iridescent orange G- String -studded with an array sparkling silver moons---one of which was rather noticeable being larger than the rest
Buck wabbit felt jealous of Kapitan Kermi. Buck didn't have a sparkling iridescent silver moon thingy covering his cute little wabbit dangly bits.
He determined to kick Kapitan Kermi off on the nearest asteroid at the earliest opportunity.
Miss Piggy was making disgusting cooing noises and slurping a huge strawberry and banana milk shake at the same time.
Kapitan Kermi was sat on her lap, where he looked very happy if a little ridiculous.
'Oh bother' thought Buck wabbit, and went off to give the ship's cat a good rogering...........
He determined to kick Kapitan Kermi off on the nearest asteroid at the earliest opportunity.
Miss Piggy was making disgusting cooing noises and slurping a huge strawberry and banana milk shake at the same time.
Kapitan Kermi was sat on her lap, where he looked very happy if a little ridiculous.
'Oh bother' thought Buck wabbit, and went off to give the ship's cat a good rogering...........
“What’s this?” Miss Piggy asked Kaptain Ermit as she glanced down at him, “what are you doing with my g-string? I know it doesn’t fit me anymore Ermit but all the same, it’s mine, take it off!” Miss Piggy got up then and adjusted the top of her tight little jumper and covered that extra layer of fat that had been hiding under Kaptain Ermit’s head.
--- well well well piggy exclaimed the yellow frog as he slipped off the string- revealing the smoooothest! soffftesst!-- just the right sizesst!
--- velvet hot purple- with iridescent powder leather blue edged
mini g she had ever seen
--- it was particularly eye catching because right in the centre of it was a bright red flashing light--
--- velvet hot purple- with iridescent powder leather blue edged
mini g she had ever seen
--- it was particularly eye catching because right in the centre of it was a bright red flashing light--
“It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas! Squealed Piggy in delight as she jumped up and down.
“Come on, let’s get the Christmas tree up!”
“Come on, let’s get the Christmas tree up!”
that night when he was sure the Filthy Wuck Fabbit was asleep the indignant well worn cat jumped down --- he silently pawed his way into the next cabin - where- sleeping peacefully- the pig and frog lay -cuddled in each others arms--- As he silently pawed out of the room christmas tree in paw- he couldnt help thinking how well endowed and handsome the yellow frog was---
Yep-- as usual the Wuck Fabbit was snoring his head off- laying on his stomach--- the cat took his chance and-- quickly- forcefully inserted the tree with all his might --right where you think he did
--- an almighty scream!!!- pierced the darkness- followed by a rush of air--- the cat quickly sealed up the hole and peered through the porthole- just in time to see the WF floating off in deep space - he turned away with a wry smile on his face
Yep-- as usual the Wuck Fabbit was snoring his head off- laying on his stomach--- the cat took his chance and-- quickly- forcefully inserted the tree with all his might --right where you think he did
--- an almighty scream!!!- pierced the darkness- followed by a rush of air--- the cat quickly sealed up the hole and peered through the porthole- just in time to see the WF floating off in deep space - he turned away with a wry smile on his face
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OK, I'LL START........
Once up a time there was a very sad little male bunny rabbit called 'Humphy' who didn't have any friends to do rabbit thingies with. One day he saw an advert in the 'Daily Lettuce' about a site on the internet called 'CC' (short for 'Connecting Carrots').
So, Humphy rushed home and joined 'CC'.
Humphy downloaded his favourite pic of himself holding an enormous bright juicy orange carrot - surely a pic that would drive all the female bunny rabbits insane with desire!
He had to think long and hard what to write on his profile to attract all the lovely female bunny rabbits. He wrote:
(ok, YOU carry on the story please!)