Words of Wisdom... (4)
Thank you.
A nice balanced way to start the day...
with laughter!
A nice balanced way to start the day...
with laughter!
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* If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
* Your sole purpose in life may be to simply serve as a warning to others.
* It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
* People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
* If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a few car payments.
* If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
* You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.
* If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again it was probably worth it.
* Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
* To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
* Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.
* A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.
* Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
* Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
* Some days you’re the bug, other days you’re the windshield.
* Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
* Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.
*Blaming guns for violence is like blaming pencils for mis-spelled words.
* Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
* Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.
* The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.