List of what women want in a man....as the years pass. ( Archived) (3)

Original list. (Aged 25)

1. Handsome.
2. Charming.
3. Financially successful.
4. A Caring Listener.
5. Witty.
6. IN good physical shape.
7. Full of thoughtful surprises.
8. An imaginative, Romantic Lover.


REVISED LIST. (AGED 35)

1. Attractive - preferably with hair on his head.
2. Opens car doors and pulls out chairs for you.
3. Has enough money for a meal at a good restaurant - occassionally.
4. Listens more than talks.
5. Carries groceries willingly.
6. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries.
7. seeks romance at least twice a week.
8. does own laundry.


REVISED LIST (AGED 45)

1. Not too ugly - bald OK.
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car.
3. Works steadily, - willing to splurge out on a MacDonalds occassionally.
4. Nods at approprite times when I'm talking.
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of the jokes he's telling.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange furniture.
7. Shaves on most weekends.
8. Willing to wear shirts that cover his stomach.



REVISED LIST (AGED 55)

1. Trims nose and ear hair.
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public.
3. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm talking.
4. Doesn't re-tell the same jokes too often.
5. IN good enough shape to get up off the couch at weekends.
6. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear. Daily.
7. Remembers my name.
8. Appreciates a good Tv dinner.


REVISED LIST (AGED 65)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where the toilet is. Uses it appropriately.
3. Doesn't require costly upkeep.
4. Doesn't forget why he's laughing.
5. In good enough shape to stand alone.
6. Likes soft foods.
7. Remembers where he lives.
8. Remembers where he was going.
9. remembers....



REVISED LIST (AGED 75 +)

1. Breathing.

That about says it all