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When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?