Oddest thing to happen on a first date (4)

We've all had them, the dates where you survey the room for the quickest way out.

Here's mine. I went out for the coffee date and we chatted, or I should say I chatted, he repeated what I said, not making eye contact, even worse, shielding his eyes when he did talk.

After about 20 minutes, he started to say goodbye and he'd be in touch. A horn started honking in the parking lot and he said, "Got to go, my mother gets pissed when I keep her waiting.

My date with Rainman

My worst date ever occured in Tucson AZ. I had entered my details on a dating website before I moved there and had been contacted by a few women. I arranged to meet for a meal with one as she lived only 10 mins from where I would be living.
2 or 3 days after my arrival we arranged to meet and after catching 16 red lights and spending a good 30 mins lost I finally managed to find the right place. ... (I still got there first)
Seeing her approach I was in for a little shock.
She had the biggest head I had ever seen in my life and I couldnt shake off the feeling that something wasnt right about her. We went for a meal which being a gent I offered to pay for ($60) and as we chatted I started to question myself on how sure I was that she was actually female. I began to quickly try to think of a way to escape the date whilst also trying to see if 'she' had an adams apple hidden beneath her neck scarf. No matter what I tried 'She' seemed to really like me and ended up taking me to a bar run by her family who were also very friendly but it was too late, female or not I had it stuck in my head that she was a dude. 2 hours in and Im meeting with 'her' 3 brothers, mother, father, and grandma. Nice quick escape huh?
I eventually made my excuses and left, never had a second date and never spoke of it to anyone but my closest friends.
To this day I still dont know if it was a guy or not but will always be suspicious of women with big heads who wear neck scarfs!

The very worst date I've had was last Tuesday and he was a paranoid schizophrenic or something. He wanted to see my ID, he ask, "why do you trust me?" when he was the one that called me in the first place, and just being nuts. I didn't even let him take me home. I was really scared of him. He lives in Mayer, but might be moving again. He always moved he told me....okay...What a nightmare that night was!!!