Wedding (38)
mychelleOttawa, Ontario Canada114 Threads 9 Polls 1,685 Postsyep the bride and groom is not changing their views on not having kids at the wedding, so I guess there will be some decisions to make about whether one is going or not...going, going......
Hey mychelle!
Now you are catching on!
A good wedding is a day! A great wedding lasts for several, and most guests don't even realize that the bride and groom disappeared after only a few hours!!
But on the serious side,....I can understand not inviting ALL to the actual ceremony (well, not really, but I can sort of understand that point of view - thats why the word elope was invented.), but should the time arrive where an invitation was extended to JUST myself and not my family for the wedding,....well, that would hurt and I would decline,....and unsaddle the mule. However, since I am a "free spirit" again, saddle up the mule, put SWAT on alert, and let's go to a wedding!
Now you are catching on!
A good wedding is a day! A great wedding lasts for several, and most guests don't even realize that the bride and groom disappeared after only a few hours!!
But on the serious side,....I can understand not inviting ALL to the actual ceremony (well, not really, but I can sort of understand that point of view - thats why the word elope was invented.), but should the time arrive where an invitation was extended to JUST myself and not my family for the wedding,....well, that would hurt and I would decline,....and unsaddle the mule. However, since I am a "free spirit" again, saddle up the mule, put SWAT on alert, and let's go to a wedding!
Awe, you're sweet. And you obviously don't know me very well. But you know what Michelle? Why not!! Let's gat married and have a CS wedding where everything goes. That way, I get to read about it cuz I ain't gonna be there
Hell,...did I hear that the Captain is gettin married? Yehaa! Drop the laundry and saddle up the mule!!
Hold on there Moose. She didn't say yes.
What the hell, do we need a bride to have a wedding party? I think not.
What the hell, do we need a bride to have a wedding party? I think not.
Whoa mule!!!
Hey Capt,...granted, the bride is optional,....but hey!
So, miche? Yes or no? Dang, hurry up girl, it's cold out here sitting buck on this mule. Do we have us a wedding, or not?
Da Moose (and da mule)
Hey Capt,...granted, the bride is optional,....but hey!
So, miche? Yes or no? Dang, hurry up girl, it's cold out here sitting buck on this mule. Do we have us a wedding, or not?
Da Moose (and da mule)
ur a male Jenny
giving up on yourself already?...You still have lots of energy left to get to the 2nd wedding.......you may even try eloping in Fiji, then news get back here for others to read it..
Hey cw,...
Almost got us a wedding to go to! Mules saddled and all,....just waiting on the bride,...nothing major,....all she's gotta do is say yes,...fingers crossed. 
Almost got us a wedding to go to! Mules saddled and all,....just waiting on the bride,...nothing major,....all she's gotta do is say yes,...fingers crossed.
I didn't answer, because I didn't know you propose......well it seem you were going to do the disappearing act though, so why show up at the alter when you wouldn't be there....that mule must be real one for sure!
No bride.......only you, all prepared and no place to go...
Hey CAPTAINNNNNNNNN!!
Do you know just how cold it is sittin' outside here on this mule?? And I still got at least a couple thousand miles of riding to pick up Jen,....and the bride just showed up! So? What in the name of all that is holy are you waiting for? If you gotta think this over a bit, let me know!! I'll at least go put on a bathrobe! 
Do you know just how cold it is sittin' outside here on this mule?? And I still got at least a couple thousand miles of riding to pick up Jen,....and the bride just showed up! So? What in the name of all that is holy are you waiting for? If you gotta think this over a bit, let me know!! I'll at least go put on a bathrobe!
Announcement
The captain regrets he is unable to attend the wedding, as he prefer to read about it rather than be in it..
The lady in question decline an interview, prefer instead to plan her future Wedding with someone who will actually be present, and love listening to Lionel's Richie song...Hello, It's me you are waiting for ...
The captain regrets he is unable to attend the wedding, as he prefer to read about it rather than be in it..
The lady in question decline an interview, prefer instead to plan her future Wedding with someone who will actually be present, and love listening to Lionel's Richie song...Hello, It's me you are waiting for ...
Moose, you may have cold balls but my cold feet just left you at the alter. Have a blast pal.
Okay you two,....DO NOT play around with the emotions of me an my mule! Now, I have to explain to all the passersby as to just why I was outside, naked, sitting on a mule with a bottle of champagne. Ah what the hell, might as well ride into town and see what's happening!
No sense wasting all the effort I put into getting "dressed"
Maybe next time
No sense wasting all the effort I put into getting "dressed"Maybe next time
The images running through my mind........
oh well next time....but it's too cold for a mule ride to alberta,i'll drive out lol just give me a weeks notice
UPDATE
That's it! I hereby swear off of weddings! All I can remember after last night is that me and da mule headed into town. Well, the mule is now in jail! I would have went his bail, but it was then that I remembered that my wallet was back in my pants at home. Myself,...it looks like 50 hours of community service and a written apology to that bus full of tourists!
That's it! I hereby swear off of weddings! All I can remember after last night is that me and da mule headed into town. Well, the mule is now in jail! I would have went his bail, but it was then that I remembered that my wallet was back in my pants at home. Myself,...it looks like 50 hours of community service and a written apology to that bus full of tourists!
Kool Moose, what'll we do tonight?
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