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Aug 30, 2007 9:55 AM CST Little Johnny
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma's kitchen.

"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Grandma asked him.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, Grandma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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Aug 30, 2007 9:56 AM CST Little Johnny
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
During a children's sermon the pastor asked the children what ’Amen’ means.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "It means... tha-tha-tha-that's all, folks!"
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Aug 30, 2007 10:25 AM CST Little Johnny
orlandobruce
orlandobruceorlandobruceorlando, Florida USA7 Posts
Hey Mitch

Really Funny..............Thanks for the laughs
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Aug 30, 2007 1:11 PM CST Little Johnny
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
Little Johnny has been running around the office all day. The gang appreciates the jokes..
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