Sayings (3)

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> > >> A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
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> > >> "Is it true," she wanted to know,
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> > >> "that the medication you prescribed has
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> > >> to be taken for the rest of my life?""
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> > >> "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
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> > >> There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
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> > >> "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition
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> > >> because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"
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> > >> An older gentleman was on the operating table
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> > >> awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
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> > >> a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
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> > >> As he was about to get the anesthesia
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> > >> he asked to speak to his son.
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> > >> "Yes, Dad, what is it?"
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> > >> "Don't be nervous, son;
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> > >> do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
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> > >> if something happens to me, your mother is going to come
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> > >> and live with you and your wife...."
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> > >> Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
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> > >> stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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> > >> The older we get, the fewer things seem
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> > >> worth waiting in line for.
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> > >> Some people try to turn back their odometers.
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> > >> Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
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> > >> I've traveled a long way and some of the
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> > >> roads weren't paved.
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> > >> When you are dissatisfied and would
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> > >> like to go back to youth,
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> > >> think of Algebra class.
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> > >> You know you are getting old when everything
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> > >> either dries up or leaks.
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> > >> I don't know how I got over the hill
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> > >> without getting to the top.
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> > >> One of the many things no one tells you about aging
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> > >> is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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> > >> Ah, being young is beautiful,
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> > >> but being old is comfortable.
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> > >>
> > >> First you forget names, then you forget faces.
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> > >> Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
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> > >> But it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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> > >> Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
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> > >> with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
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> > >> Today, it's called golf.
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> > >>
> > >> Lord,
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> > >> Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..
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Nice ones mate!!!