Best one liners.................. ( Archived) (32)

Feb 28, 2006 8:06 PM CST Best one liners..................
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!!!!
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Feb 28, 2006 8:12 PM CST Best one liners..................
hallmarkman
hallmarkmanhallmarkmangreeley, Colorado USA17 Threads 218 Posts
Can you feel that? Ok let me try again.
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Feb 28, 2006 8:22 PM CST Best one liners..................
^^^^^^^Thats grosse!
Heres a clean one!
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
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Feb 28, 2006 8:31 PM CST Best one liners..................
How do you like your eggs in the morning?...scrambled or fertilized?
One of my all time favorites!
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Feb 28, 2006 8:35 PM CST Best one liners..................
retrodude
retroduderetrodudeLindstrom, Minnesota USA34 Posts
Do you believe in the hereafter?
Then, you know what I'm here after!
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Feb 28, 2006 8:39 PM CST Best one liners..................
OR....Did you wash those pants in windex,baby? Cause I can really see myself in them....hahahaha
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Mar 1, 2006 9:40 AM CST Best one liners..................
optimystic
optimysticoptimysticIn, Washington USA10 Threads 327 Posts
"Are you married, engaged or in love?" At least he was covering all bases before he made an idiot of himself.
"I am in lust with you." Very honest. My reply, "I like your style. I know exactly where you are coming from. You got nothin' comin', but at least I know where YOU are coming from."
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Mar 1, 2006 9:42 AM CST Best one liners..................
southernbelle22
southernbelle22southernbelle22Victoria, Texas USA13 Threads 329 Posts
Are you Hurt? cause i know you fell from heaven!!
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Mar 1, 2006 9:47 AM CST Best one liners..................
tallmanindallas
tallmanindallastallmanindallasRichardson, Texas USA18 Threads 294 Posts
God got to be missing you, because your a Angel from heaven :)
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Mar 1, 2006 9:54 AM CST Best one liners..................
SoftRockDiva
SoftRockDivaSoftRockDiva8 Threads 306 Posts
I thought I had posted this before.. LOL... here it goes....

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I see me in your pants!


I know I know... no applause please... no... thank you...

You're all too kind!!1

<bows out of thread>
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Mar 1, 2006 9:58 AM CST Best one liners..................
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
DAAAAAAAM!!

just kidding ;)
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Mar 1, 2006 9:59 AM CST Best one liners..................
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
;)
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Mar 1, 2006 10:03 AM CST Best one liners..................
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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Mar 1, 2006 10:07 AM CST Best one liners..................
hpesoj
hpesojhpesojEdmonton, Alberta Canada2 Threads 91 Posts
May all your ups and downs be handled well between satin sheets
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Mar 1, 2006 10:14 AM CST Best one liners..................
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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Mar 1, 2006 10:17 AM CST Best one liners..................
SoftRockDiva
SoftRockDivaSoftRockDiva8 Threads 306 Posts
That shirt doesn't go with your eyes, Take it off!
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Mar 1, 2006 10:17 AM CST Best one liners..................
SoftRockDiva
SoftRockDivaSoftRockDiva8 Threads 306 Posts
Do you have a name, or should I just call you mine?
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Mar 1, 2006 10:18 AM CST Best one liners..................
SoftRockDiva
SoftRockDivaSoftRockDiva8 Threads 306 Posts
Dude, I might have to strip search you!
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Mar 1, 2006 10:19 AM CST Best one liners..................
SoftRockDiva
SoftRockDivaSoftRockDiva8 Threads 306 Posts
You look like a scientist, want to experiment?!?!?!!?
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Mar 1, 2006 11:23 AM CST Best one liners..................
fucina
fucinafucinaJacksonville, Florida USA5 Threads 129 Posts
Does your face hurt ??? Because its killing me !!
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