Wrap me in chains. Clad me in leather Run the lawnmower over my hair Beat me as I do the dishes With the whipper-snipper! Tie me up with the sheets to the bed Smother me with a pillow Cut me with knives and forks Drag me across the lounge-room floor By my hair as I suck up the dirt With the vacuum cleaner Pin me to the wall with your Toyota Steal MY T.V. remote Let me hear the sound of one hand slapping Drink your beer while we make love But just DON'T call me fat
never ever would I do any of those things. Well, I might Wrap you in chains. Clad you in leather, and maybe I would Steal your T.V. remote, and it`s quite probable that I would Tie you up with the sheets to the bed, but it`s a sure bet that I would drink your beer while we make love.
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Wrap me in chains. Clad me in leather
Run the lawnmower over my hair
Beat me as I do the dishes
With the whipper-snipper!
Tie me up with the sheets to the bed
Smother me with a pillow
Cut me with knives and forks
Drag me across the lounge-room floor
By my hair as I suck up the dirt
With the vacuum cleaner
Pin me to the wall with your Toyota
Steal MY T.V. remote
Let me hear the sound of one hand slapping
Drink your beer while we make love
But just DON'T call me fat