Dumb and Beautiful! ( Archived) (36)

Sep 8, 2007 7:09 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland123 Threads 1,537 Posts
Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2007 7:13 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
so that`s why huh?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2007 7:16 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
wasnt he a clever man.....to do a thing like thatwink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2007 7:18 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

yepthumbs up
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Sep 8, 2007 8:27 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
so you think women are dumb and beautiful....let's get it straight, women are beautiful but not dumb
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Sep 8, 2007 8:28 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
God is not laughing, neither are the women on here.
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Sep 8, 2007 8:41 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland123 Threads 1,537 Posts
Didnt mean to offend anyone..it was just a joke! sigh
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Sep 8, 2007 8:43 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
littleprechaun
littleprechaunlittleprechaunKenna, USA15 Threads 262 Posts
so that's what happend with me and my exrolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2007 8:44 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
YEAH

He made aspirin for when she had a headache

and weed so we could chill when she had a headache

cool cool cool
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Sep 8, 2007 8:44 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
littleprechaun
littleprechaunlittleprechaunKenna, USA15 Threads 262 Posts
oops that came out wrong.....he was pretty and stupid...but fun...until he actually spoke...then i wanted to boot him out~~~rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2007 10:58 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA54 Threads 2,642 Posts
Think about it...

We live in a mirror Universe.



wave
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Sep 8, 2007 11:23 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
Ooooooo

Two Bushes
Two Bin Ladens
SCARY

blues
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Sep 8, 2007 11:28 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
get over yourself!! relax, have fun!


Maybe you shouldn't be in a dating room. Is church closed today? Try Seventh Day Adventist!

God has a sense of humor...he made male and female, that proves it!!
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Sep 8, 2007 11:31 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
blokeinfrance
blokeinfranceblokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2007 11:34 AM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
thumbs up yay
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Sep 8, 2007 12:15 PM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Theres always one......


laugh Only partly true Vogue.....laugh
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Sep 8, 2007 12:17 PM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
ShortyRed
ShortyRedShortyRedAthens, Tennessee USA6 Threads 624 Posts
applause
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Sep 8, 2007 1:12 PM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland123 Threads 1,537 Posts
Well said Ship!! applause
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Sep 8, 2007 1:15 PM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Unbelievable that you of all people would tell such a joke. I am shocked.


tongue You should be punished.devil Go to my room.




What was the first thing Adam told Eve in the Garden?

Stand back, I don`t know how big this thing gets.
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Sep 8, 2007 1:15 PM CST Dumb and Beautiful!
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
Very funny sweetie, you just made my day...lol...tongue

Hiya you all...just wanted to step in to say hi...wave
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