Cyba.Ketchup´s Tomato, Bar.5...ALL welcome...! (214)
heinzketchupFort Mill, South Carolina USA11 Threads 1 Polls 1,799 PostsDitto
Only to get this bar on the first site again
Well you can't run a bar if you're never there, serving and entertaining your clients with your tomatoes 
and witticisms!!! 
Well, I thougt about placing vending machines in the bar, perhaps a juke box reconstructed to a joke box??
Yeah a sort of buy it yourself, serve it yourself, do it yourself sort of place ... a bit like CS dating ? 
CS dating = do it yourself A interresting argument
Hmm, Ketchup´s self service tomato bar, sounds good
Well I foolishly skipped lunch ... so I'm starving !!! What you got in your reconstrucyed juke box that'll feed my soul?
Well I foolishly skipped lunch ... so I'm starving !!! What you got in your reconstrucyed juke box that'll feed my soul?
For feeding soul It´s still under construction, temporary only appe pies and ensamadas...
It´s still under construction, temporary only appe pies and ensamadas...Hey! That's a brilliant start!!! Body has to be fit for soul to smile ;-)
... a vending machine to replace a nice friendly barman? Nah, won`t work. The only reason to pop into a bar is so that we get another human being to ignore us....
What exactly is a juke box reconsructed juke box? .... Its either a juke box, or not a juke box?.... Like it plays pre-selected songs after being fed coins, or it`s just an ornament... similar to the cadilac body stuck on the ceiling type of thing.... huh?
Now .... is there anything more exciting here than drinks made from tomatoes? ... something hot and warm to unfreeze my bones? ... temperatures here are now 5degrees with a minus wind-chill factor, raining, sleeting, and trying to snow.....
What exactly is a juke box reconsructed juke box? .... Its either a juke box, or not a juke box?.... Like it plays pre-selected songs after being fed coins, or it`s just an ornament... similar to the cadilac body stuck on the ceiling type of thing.... huh?
Now .... is there anything more exciting here than drinks made from tomatoes? ... something hot and warm to unfreeze my bones? ... temperatures here are now 5degrees with a minus wind-chill factor, raining, sleeting, and trying to snow.....
No, not for replacing the nice
friendly
charming
and gracefull
barmanIts more for disburdening the barman from his heavy work
--and give him more time for,
gading Well, the reconstructed juke - joke box, I am still busy with the fine tuning
Something hot & warm here to unfreeze bones?
Yep, here is a powerfull microwave oven, normally used for makingg tomatoes glow, but I am sure it will unfreeze bones too
Cheez! is that the best you can do?... you want me to climb inside the microwave?! This pub not into mixing nice exotic hot cocktails? ..... Guess I`ll just have to amble down to the local and sit on some old mens laps at the Stammtisch...... oh well, life could be worse huh?
Hello Hello from sunny, windy Malta 
Getting colder every day but still enjoying 19deg today.
Getting colder every day but still enjoying 19deg today.
"Only" 19.....
Try 3.....
Try 3.....
3 
much too warm
-1 here & snow
much too warm-1 here & snow
-1 & already snowing???brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraouch aouch!!
No snow here... yet... 
snowing here but not realy staying on the ground .. only way is lots of wood in the fireplace - and make a good Glühwein with Chestnuts ..
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