are USA women beter UK (45)
xxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
but i've only got icle legs 
too true babe by the way did u have a nice birthday hun??xx 
we'll find a way lil,keep that paddle in hand.Hi blue nice to meet you,how are you with paddles.
me next, hahaha!!! 
well there's 1 cheek each ladies,take aim and fire.....
I'll take the left one!!! hahaha!! 
I shall tatoo your name on that cheek aries ,and it shall always be know as ARIES CHEEK,now stamp your claim.....
Ready or not!!!! now where did lily go? 
wat's going on here then ??????????????????????diane !! leave you for five min's !!lol and find you about to about to paddle chefdeparty's left cheek!!! How could you when you've got poor chris chained up in the basement!!!! Eveyone thinks he's just off line for a bit - poor thing!!!
Sorry, I've was off trying to find a bigger knee The right cheek is all mine
Brace yaself chef
The right cheek is all mine Brace yaself chef
well jemini if your quick before lil comes back there's a cheek free,and don't mind chriss ,there's plenty of room in aries basement,just hope she doesn't stuff the ball in my mouth after he's been drooling all over it.He looks like a stuffed pig from here.
That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest Jem.
What with Diane being 'Dr Devil' herself 
What with Diane being 'Dr Devil'
herself Little me? 
I'm all angel hunny!!!
I'm all angel hunny!!!
Oh 
Well I hope we aint in a room next to Diane & Chris them
I'll bring me earplugs, just incase
Well I hope we aint in a room next to Diane & Chris them I'll bring me earplugs, just incase
Oh how rude!!!
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