If the airport is so safe why do they call it a terminal?
If the little black box is made of undestructible material, why don't they make the entire plane of the same thing?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why are they called buildings when they are finished, shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments when they are so close to one another?
You can tell a person that there are hundreds of thousands of stars in the sky and they will believe you. Tell them there is wet paint on the park bench and they will have to touch it! Why???
If you loan a friend $20 dollars and never see them again, you got away cheap!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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