AVENGERS OF BORIS ( Archived) (37)

Sep 14, 2007 5:19 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
I spy three spiders in the corner
I do believe they're Boris' mourners
And once they've read the funeral prayer
They'll be on the hunt for Boris' slayer

Oh how they'll hunt him far and wide
cos they're not best pleased since Boris died
They'll come in the night to catch him sleeping
one by one o'er the pillow creeping

silently, silently, so as not to wake
they will their thirst for vengeance slake
and when chance for blood has not been
they'll retire to the pub and all get pissed


uh oh uh oh uh oh
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Sep 14, 2007 5:21 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
F**k it I forgot to put missed
end of second to last linedoh
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Sep 14, 2007 5:21 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
shell1
shell1shell1Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK8 Threads 871 Posts
Poor Boris.......I knew him so well.....crying
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Sep 14, 2007 5:24 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
TheEnglishman
TheEnglishmanTheEnglishmanNewport, Shropshire, England UK7 Threads 520 Posts
We got enough problems with all the other types invading our shores let alone Belgy spiders.

As a defender of our Isles and a full blown arachnaphobic..I will stand guard at Dover with means to hand and stop these pissed up arachnoids.

For St George and Lovaboy....(or as the yanks say ..HOOOAH)
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Sep 14, 2007 5:29 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
Boris senior here......

looking for Lova boy...very mad very mad
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Sep 14, 2007 5:31 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
shell1
shell1shell1Leeds, West Yorkshire, England UK8 Threads 871 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Good one......made me giggle!
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Sep 14, 2007 5:32 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
I am also an English man and as such

I reserve the right to use

the cheapest mercenaries I can find

German spiders are just too expensive these days

grin
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Sep 14, 2007 5:32 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
knowswhentofold
knowswhentofoldknowswhentofoldNorristown, Pennsylvania USA25 Threads 2,014 Posts
that pic!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing *gives me the shivers!!!! laugh wave
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Sep 14, 2007 5:33 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
Boris junior here

looking for Mummy

wave
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Sep 14, 2007 5:35 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
wave

didnt have time to shave the legs....

for the funeral.......

laugh laugh
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Sep 14, 2007 5:35 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
TheEnglishman
TheEnglishmanTheEnglishmanNewport, Shropshire, England UK7 Threads 520 Posts
Looks like Lovaboy is in for trouble here..spiders from Belgium,,spiders from Australia..(educated in terrorism by the lesser spotted bushbunny)

Will lovaboy survive?????
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Sep 14, 2007 5:37 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
Gee Im only the runt.....

should see the rest of the family.....



laugh laugh
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Sep 14, 2007 5:37 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
should've got the cat to lick 'em

while you sharpen the fangs

and brush your back

laugh
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Sep 14, 2007 5:39 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
TheEnglishman
TheEnglishmanTheEnglishmanNewport, Shropshire, England UK7 Threads 520 Posts
The rest of the family??????

I noticed that you are only sending female spiders..(guy spiders don't shave their legs).

The deadliest of the lot,,,ooooooh thats mean!
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Sep 14, 2007 5:39 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
Is the lippy on straight though..

laugh laugh
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Sep 14, 2007 5:42 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
If you want a job well done.....

send the women.....professor professor

BB taught us that....

and its in the manual....

laugh laugh
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Sep 14, 2007 5:43 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
yep

and I see you've brushed your hair

don't forget to do your head now

hole
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Sep 14, 2007 5:46 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
Not like youve done yours...

Im not....tongue

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 14, 2007 5:47 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
TheEnglishman
TheEnglishmanTheEnglishmanNewport, Shropshire, England UK7 Threads 520 Posts
I agree,,but its too much..its over the top.

This is Lovaboy.

I ask for cestation to all conflict here and a reprieve for Lovaboy
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Sep 14, 2007 5:49 AM CST AVENGERS OF BORIS
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
I hope I made it back in time for the funeral...RIP Boris!!!!!!!


crying

He was such a good friend!!!!!!!!!!wave blues grin
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