We are all going to die.... ( Archived) (142)

I knew you know.

I was married and it was like areageddon" I"am er getting" the hell out of here.

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

The man said, “I do Father.”

The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.”

Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to got to heaven?”

“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.

“Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O’Toole and said, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

O’Toole said, “No, I don’t Father.”

The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”

O’Toole said, “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.”

The fact that I shall die has not been proven yet..

Would you take bets on that "unproven" fact?

Sure, an eye for an eye?

we have to die to get to heaven i hope im not going there quite yet cause i gotta lotta sins to confess .........but we shouldnt fear death as for some of us its a new beginning love to all x

If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I

asked the children in my Sunday school class.



"NO!" the children all answered.



"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"



Once more they all answered, "NO!"



"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I

asked them again.



Once more they all answered, "NO!"



"Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for,

"Then how can I get into heaven?"



A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

No one has gotten out of this life alive yet.