When Ur Single! >>>>>>>>>>> ( Archived) (25)

“When you’re single...”


1.You get the whole couch to yourself.

2.There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do.

3.You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments.

4.You can get home from work at whatever time you like.

5.You get to eat the whole “meal for two” by yourself.

6.There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse’s parents,
etc) and no anniversaries to accidentally forget.

7.Without a spouse you have can still have a decent social life in your 30s.

8.You don't keep catching every sniffle, cold and flu bug that your
spouse brings home.

9.You don’t have to live halfway between your workplace and your
spouse’s workplace.

10.Once you’re married most of your friends will also be married, and
coincidentally (like you, if you marry) they will mostly be staying
home with their own spouse’s instead of hanging out with you.

11.You can lie in bed in the morning for as long as you like.

12.Nobody sees what you look like first thing in the morning.

13.No soap operas (of sports shows, depending on male vs. female perhaps)

14.You can throw your dirty socks on the floor where they belong.

15.There’s no pressure to make the bed in the morning

16.You don’t have to worry about what the bathroom smells like when
you walk out of it.

17.You know where the bar of soap has been

18.You don’t have to put out Christmas lights if you don’t want to

19.When you’re single the lawn looks a lot better when the grass is longer

20.No one snores

21.Folding clothes?….No thank you

22.There’s no fight for remote control ownership.

23.Smelly socks and skiddy underwear are not that big of an issue when you’re only washing your own.

24.On your way out you know that you’re shoes are right where you took them off yesterday.

25.We can stay in the shower as long as we want and don’t have to
worry about conserving hot water for a spouse (or kids).

26.You can do laundry – or not.

27.You don't have to shave if you don’t want to.

28.You don’t have to share your razor with anyone

29.You don't have to buy Valentines/birthday/Mother's day cards.

30.You won’t have anyone saying 'you're not going to wear that, are you?'

31.If your married and no fashion sense your spouse thinks you’re a
moron. If you’re single and have no fashion sense people think you are
eccentric.

32.Burning the food is not a big deal.

33.You’re not as accountable to anyone - if I want to do something, I just do it!

34.If you mess up your finances you have no one to blame but yourself.

35.You ALWAYS know EXACTLY how much is in your checking account.

36.You get the whole bed to yourself.

37.You can watch a late show on the bedroom TV and no one complains.

38.There are no unexplainable moods to contend with.

39.You have much more freedom to choose.

40.If there’s dribble on your pillow you know where it came from.

41.You never have to say where you've been or what you've been doing.

42.There’s no curfew.

43.You never have to hide anything in your shopping cart under other stuff.

44.You can spend all you want or all you have – it doesn’t matter.

45.You never have to worry about saying what you think, or having to
pretend you’re thinking something that you’re not.

46.You can be rude if that’s in you’re nature.

47.You can eat what YOU want.

48.You can join a gym because you want to, not because your spouse is
embarrassed by the way you look.

49.If you get fired from work you’re not considered a loser – just unemployed.

50.You can have friends over who behave outrageously whenever you want.

Did you found these somewhere or figured them out?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

yup i agree with all of the above

(1) you have no one to hold you and tell you they love you
(2)you have no one to make you feel speicial
(3)you have no one to share the respocibilitys of life with
(4)no one to cuddle in the night(when your son keeps you awake)
(5)no one to talk to about absolutly ANYTHING
(6)no one to make you a romantic dinner
(7)no one to roll around laughing with about nothing
(8)no one to call your own
(9)no one to get intermate with as & when the mood takes you
(10)i could go on&on it would far outway the bad
(11)address please minimoo

Mine is number 3 I like to have control of the Tv

haha!! Ok u got me there!!

Days seems very long when you are single.

No guts no glory....