Blonde joke......another one (9)

There are two sisters, one is blonde and the other is brunette and
they inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years,
they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from
repossessing the farm, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard
in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have
$600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and
haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599,
no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph
office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her
that I've bought a bull for our farm. I need her to hitch the trailer
to our ute and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, and
then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the
bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be
able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to
send her the word 'comfortable'." The operator shakes his head. "How
is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to
your ute and drive out here, to haul that bull back to your farm if
you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. It's a big word. She'll
read it very slowly. com - for - da - bul."

...blonde joke huh..? Mmmm...

So stupid that.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that............

* She called me.... to get my phone number.
* She spent 20 min. looking at the orange juice box....because it said "concentrate".
* She put lipstick on her forehead....because she wanted to make up her mind.
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order........
* She sent me a fax.....with a stamp on it.
* She tried to drown a fish............
* She thought a guarterback.....was a refund.
* She tripped over.....a cordless phone.
* She took a ruler to bed....to see how long she slept.
* She asked for a price check......at the Dollar store.
* She studied.......for a blood test.
* She thought Meow Mix.....was a CD for cats.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home........she moved.
* When she missed the 44 bus......she took the 22 bus twice.
* When she took you to the airport and saw a sign "Airport Left".....she turned around and went home.

Nice ones!!!

Nice new photo's natasha

thanks