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Sep 20, 2007 5:36 AM CST transplant
triyin
triyintriyinbristol, Bristol, England UK10 Threads 77 Posts
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, " £ 5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact w ith the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,

"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains,

because they've actually been used."
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 20, 2007 8:55 AM CST transplant
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That is so funny!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 20, 2007 8:58 AM CST transplant
billrox
billroxbillroxdurham, Durham, England UK6 Threads 397 Posts
Us blokes aint laughin!mumbling TRAITOR!grin
Sep 20, 2007 8:59 AM CST transplant
triyin
triyintriyinbristol, Bristol, England UK10 Threads 77 Posts
hi Aries, and true would you say dunno
Sep 20, 2007 9:02 AM CST transplant
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
Very! rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 20, 2007 9:03 AM CST transplant
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
tongue tongue tongue
Sep 20, 2007 9:05 AM CST transplant
billrox
billroxbillroxdurham, Durham, England UK6 Threads 397 Posts
Oi! Ah got 6 right uot his quizprofessor
(cos they have bin on here before)blushing
Sep 20, 2007 9:06 AM CST transplant
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
Cheat!! grin grin
Sep 20, 2007 9:10 AM CST transplant
billrox
billroxbillroxdurham, Durham, England UK6 Threads 397 Posts
OH! yes!tongue
Sep 20, 2007 9:13 AM CST transplant
triyin
triyintriyinbristol, Bristol, England UK10 Threads 77 Posts
well done billrox professor sadly your brain is only worth £2.50p. now rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 20, 2007 10:16 AM CST transplant
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Oh, sooooo true Trying grin laugh
Sep 20, 2007 10:22 AM CST transplant
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
Afternoon Wends wave
Sep 20, 2007 10:22 AM CST transplant
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Hi Diane wave
How's you today?
Sep 20, 2007 10:30 AM CST transplant
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
Pretty good. Missing Chris tho moping
Sep 20, 2007 10:32 AM CST transplant
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Yeah, I know what you mean hun blues hug kiss
Sep 20, 2007 10:36 AM CST transplant
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
Oh well, like you siad on the blackpool thread 8 days to go!!! dancing dancing yay
Sep 20, 2007 10:39 AM CST transplant
coleen
coleencoleencardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK26 Threads 3,311 Posts
that is sooooooo true rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 20, 2007 10:40 AM CST transplant
coleen
coleencoleencardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK26 Threads 3,311 Posts
and i will be all on my own crying sigh crying
Sep 20, 2007 10:46 AM CST transplant
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
Ahh no you won't!! You might find the man of your dreams here? thumbs up
Sep 20, 2007 10:47 AM CST transplant
coleen
coleencoleencardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK26 Threads 3,311 Posts
the man of my dreams is nicolas cage rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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