*It is important to find a man who is willing help you clean the house, cook dinner, and who also has a good job. *It is important to find a man with whom you can laugh until you cry *It is important to find a man you can trust, someone who doesn’t lie *It is important to find a man who is willing to make passionate love with you
And it is of great importance that these four men never meet!!!
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The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel and never mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man loves children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
And a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain.
He will never make you cry
or batter you in any way
To hell with this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.