What Is Your Version Of The Perfect Man? ( Archived) (6)

Sep 21, 2007 3:39 PM CST What Is Your Version Of The Perfect Man?
Seattle
SeattleSeattleSeattle, Washington USA25 Threads 115 Posts
THE PERFECT MAN


The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel and never mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man loves children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
And a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his love to you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain.

He will never make you cry
or batter you in any way
To hell with this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
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Sep 21, 2007 3:53 PM CST What Is Your Version Of The Perfect Man?
CLLGEGRL
CLLGEGRLCLLGEGRLSan Antonio, Texas USA465 Posts
lol that about sums it up rolling on the floor laughing doh *M*
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Sep 21, 2007 3:56 PM CST What Is Your Version Of The Perfect Man?
ibglenny
ibglennyibglennyNorfolk, Virginia USA10 Threads 245 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing doh It is just way too sad how true that poem is rolling on the floor laughing beer
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Sep 21, 2007 3:58 PM CST What Is Your Version Of The Perfect Man?
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
as a friend of mine once told me many years ago


" Don't get me wrong Martin, women are alright,"
" but there's nothing like the real thing."
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Sep 21, 2007 4:19 PM CST What Is Your Version Of The Perfect Man?
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
...too true!... i wouldnt want a perfect man anyway... i want mine with faults.

...in the future we will have robots, until then i'll take a human being thank u... thumbs up
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Sep 21, 2007 6:23 PM CST What Is Your Version Of The Perfect Man?
Ederlezi
EderleziEderleziL-, South Holland Netherlands14 Threads 824 Posts
The perfect relationship:

*It is important to find a man who is willing help you clean the house, cook dinner, and who also has a good job.
*It is important to find a man with whom you can laugh until you cry
*It is important to find a man you can trust, someone who doesn’t lie
*It is important to find a man who is willing to make passionate love with you

And it is of great importance that these four men never meet!!!


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