pick up lines. (16)
klazzmooalbuquerque, New Mexico USA14 Threads 30 Postswhat are the best and worst pick up lines you got or heard
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Mine was alwyas
" Got the money for a taxi home, luv?"
Killed them every time
" Got the money for a taxi home, luv?"
Killed them every time
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worst one I heard a couple weeks ago was...
"Can I like your Ti**ies?"
"Can I like your Ti**ies?"
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Well
He must be dumb if he had to ask that!
Asking to squeeze them , now thats something else!!
He must be dumb if he had to ask that!
Asking to squeeze them , now thats something else!!
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Best pickup line...."Would you like to talk?"
Worst anything having to do with my chest........yes I know I have one.
Worst anything having to do with my chest........yes I know I have one.
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One time a guy asked me if I had Irish in me. When I told him I did he said, "Want some more?"
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it was nice to know a couple of the guys near me over heard and ran him off.....nice to know there are some gentlemen left.......
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Best pick up line: you have a beautiful smile
Worst: You don't look like you are having much fun.
(Because I don't drink and therefore am not some crazy drunk woman hooting at all the men)
Worst: You don't look like you are having much fun.
(Because I don't drink and therefore am not some crazy drunk woman hooting at all the men)
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You mean lick.....dont you.....
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Do you come here often........
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Srf
\Only wjen i am leaking!!
Your place or mine!!??
\Only wjen i am leaking!!
Your place or mine!!??
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Cheese ball: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
Basic: "Hello. My name is Jason, mind if I buy you a drink?"
Slime ball: "Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."
Corn ball: "Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask."
And... after a few beers, I actually used this line once...hehe. More to crack myself up than anything else.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Basic: "Hello. My name is Jason, mind if I buy you a drink?"
Slime ball: "Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."
Corn ball: "Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask."
And... after a few beers, I actually used this line once...hehe. More to crack myself up than anything else.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
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yer i hate that one ........and also you remind me someone oh i know ...mmmm my ex wife
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