Who wants to see me bum? ( Archived) (62)

Oct 9, 2007 12:23 AM CST Who wants to see me bum?
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
After reviewing your claim, Miracle Bum has determined that your order was not properly completed.
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Oct 9, 2007 12:24 AM CST Who wants to see me bum?
sassychele
sassychelesassycheleGresham, USA47 Threads 3,342 Posts
What did I do wrong?? crying
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Dec 30, 2007 9:39 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
Back by popular demand!

Miracle bum will be taking orders for a limited time. Order yours tonight.
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Dec 30, 2007 9:42 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Tinker208
Tinker208Tinker208Lincoln, Nebraska USA16 Threads 552 Posts
grin
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Dec 30, 2007 9:48 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
wendywindy
wendywindywendywindyOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA10 Threads 187 Posts
I will take two please!!!
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Dec 30, 2007 9:49 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
mime61
mime61mime61Summerville, SC, South Carolina USA10 Threads 1 Polls 339 Posts
banana make mine to go please!cheering
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Dec 30, 2007 10:01 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
tongue
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Dec 30, 2007 10:04 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
Hurry!

Act Fast!

Join the handful of satisifed customers.
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Dec 30, 2007 10:05 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Tinker208
Tinker208Tinker208Lincoln, Nebraska USA16 Threads 552 Posts
Return customers count?
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Dec 30, 2007 10:07 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
If your miracle bum has been lost or damaged, simply order another at no additional charge.
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Dec 30, 2007 10:11 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Fallenangel74
Fallenangel74Fallenangel74southern, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 879 Posts
OMG! too funny





















Hmm.... Bum tempting? No I will be a good girl.
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Dec 30, 2007 10:13 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Tinker208
Tinker208Tinker208Lincoln, Nebraska USA16 Threads 552 Posts
Better let me get another squeeze...make sure its as good or better than the last...
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Dec 30, 2007 10:25 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
Squeezing, groping, fondling, slapping, kissing, nibbling, there's virtually no limit to what you can do with a miracle bum*

























*miracle bum was not intended to accept any type of foreign object
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Dec 30, 2007 10:28 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Tinker208
Tinker208Tinker208Lincoln, Nebraska USA16 Threads 552 Posts
I better take two, 'case I wear one out! Never hurts to have a spare...
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Dec 30, 2007 10:28 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Tinker208
Tinker208Tinker208Lincoln, Nebraska USA16 Threads 552 Posts
I better get me bum to bed...me bum has to work in the morning!
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Dec 30, 2007 10:44 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
bluebabsie
bluebabsiebluebabsiecambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK14 Threads 4,836 Posts
mmm i wanna better bum


tongue grin wine
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Dec 30, 2007 10:56 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
bluebabsie
bluebabsiebluebabsiecambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK14 Threads 4,836 Posts
bum bum bum.///////////doh tongue oh i dunno i lov e bums yay yay yay yay
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Dec 30, 2007 10:58 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Fallenangel74
Fallenangel74Fallenangel74southern, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 879 Posts
You know no matter how hard I try the Miracle Bum slogan keeps drawing me back? Tempting.....
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Dec 30, 2007 11:01 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
bum bah dum bum BUMMMMMMM


Miracle Bum®

is a registered trademark of Diogenes Backside Inc. a limited liability corporation.
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Dec 30, 2007 11:03 PM CST Who wants to see me bum?
Fallenangel74
Fallenangel74Fallenangel74southern, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing



Hey mine deflated?
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