Questions you may not know the answers to (6)

Oct 8, 2007 12:00 PM CST Questions you may not know the answers to
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front'.
Oct 8, 2007 3:00 PM CST Questions you may not know the answers to
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 9, 2007 3:41 AM CST Questions you may not know the answers to
seysey
seyseyseyseyluxembourg, Luxembourg Luxembourg16 Posts
applause Hey Jacko,Wer d'u get all these JOKES????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



U really know how to brighthen my daywave
Oct 9, 2007 5:28 AM CST Questions you may not know the answers to
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
Looking at the cops on either side of you it won't take alot to brighten your dayrolling on the floor laughing
I get alot of jokes and vids through the e mail system from other people, they share and so do I, can't post most here as we cannot post pictures or funny video's.
hug
Oct 22, 2007 9:22 PM CST Questions you may not know the answers to
AwesomeChoice
AwesomeChoiceAwesomeChoiceCarmel, California USA8 Threads 720 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You, Lisa babe and P Seg are the BEST!
Your jokes are just too much......laugh Can't stop.....

hug kiss
Nov 9, 2007 7:07 AM CST Questions you may not know the answers to
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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