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Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce… ( Archived) (19)

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Oct 9, 2007 6:04 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
LucidBlueOPGood Bye, USA287 posts
Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie.

Mickey (stunned): Why not?

Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy.

Mickey (exasperated): Your honor! I didn't say she was crazy...

I said she was fu_king Goofy!


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#2
Oct 9, 2007 6:05 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA5,584 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing divorce granted

next case
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#3
Oct 9, 2007 6:06 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
porsha69
porsha69porsha69Birmingham, UK4 Threads 1,422 Posts
porsha69Birmingham, UK1,422 posts
LMAO rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#4
Oct 9, 2007 6:06 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
LucidBlueOPGood Bye, USA287 posts
If only it were that simple... doh

laugh
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#5
Oct 9, 2007 6:06 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
sassychele
sassychelesassycheleGresham, USA47 Threads 3,342 Posts
sassycheleGresham, USA3,342 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#6
Oct 9, 2007 6:07 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA5,584 posts
You mean it`s not? confused

mine was
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#7
Oct 9, 2007 6:08 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
LucidBlueOPGood Bye, USA287 posts
Did you have children??? doh

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#8
Oct 9, 2007 6:10 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA5,584 posts
yes and no
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#9
Oct 9, 2007 6:11 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
Plainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA984 posts
You may be in the Guiness Book of world records??jaw drop grin
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#10
Oct 9, 2007 6:11 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
LucidBlueOPGood Bye, USA287 posts
confused confused confused

You need to be in a lab for experiments if you think you can say yes to that question...

doh

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#11
Oct 9, 2007 6:11 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
sassychele
sassychelesassycheleGresham, USA47 Threads 3,342 Posts
sassycheleGresham, USA3,342 posts
confused
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#12
Oct 9, 2007 6:12 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
HeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA1,935 posts
girl you geet me everytime...rolling on the floor laughing
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#13
Oct 9, 2007 6:12 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
mickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK2,065 posts
Im not even married rolling on the floor laughing
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#14
Oct 9, 2007 6:13 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
HeartsDesire61
HeartsDesire61HeartsDesire61Hernando, USA17 Threads 1 Polls 1,087 Posts
HeartsDesire61Hernando, USA1,087 posts
I loved it...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thanksthumbs up
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#15
Oct 9, 2007 6:13 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
LucidBlueOPGood Bye, USA287 posts
LMAO... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#16
Oct 9, 2007 6:20 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
LucidBlueOPGood Bye, USA287 posts
Oh come on Mitch!!! You can't leave it at that!!!

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#17
Oct 9, 2007 7:03 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA5,584 posts
I can`t type, laughing too hard

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#18
Oct 9, 2007 7:13 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
LucidBlueOPGood Bye, USA287 posts
Damn it Mitch... I expect more out you... devil

Now you come back and I have to go hang out with my son...

Behave while i'm gone... professor

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#19
Oct 9, 2007 10:42 PM CST Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce…
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
p_segCentral, Xlokk Malta4,497 posts
Brilliant as usual Lucid!!!

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