At the dentist's . . (2)
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, "Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished?"
The dentist replies " Sure you will!"
The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before!"
The dentist replies " Sure you will!"
The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before!"
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The gruff old dentist states "I can take that out for you. It will cost $50 without pain, or $100 with."
The patient looks strangely at the dentist and says, "I will have the tooth removed without pain, thank you."
The dentist begins removing the tooth immediately and the patient begins to squirm, in obvious pain and the dentist says, "You better be quiet or it will cost you another 50 dollars."