This is a silly, and hopefully embarrassing thread to show everyone what you've put up with or have gone through to get an alcoholic beverage.
And to get it started...
Just a little while ago I could not find my corkscrew. My friends are really good about using things and either not putting it back or just pocketing them.
So I have a bottle of wine I want into.
I am still remodeling and decorating and moving into my home. so it is a wreck.
I tried to 'cork' the bottle, but I can't get it jammed into the bottle. Looking around I see a rather long screw. I've been trying to use a screw driver and hammer to knock the cork into the bottle. So i screw the screw into the bottle and use the hammer to get at my wine... Oak Leaf Pinot Grigio, not that great, but not bad. The first half-bottle was better than the second.
So, what have you done lately? This isn't the worse I've done, but it's a start.
i have been there mate living on a boat and losing your corkscrew is without doubt the wost thing that can happen but you can all ways find a way to cork it or a replacement drink
I live in south Texas. It gets a little warm down here. I had been out building fence all day and had run out of liquids. Digging around in the back of my truck I found a renegade beer that had been rolling around back there so long it was just a silver can.
A bloated, hot, silver can, I hoped that had once been a Bud Light.
It was not the worst beer I've had, but it was up there.
Now I don't drink often, but when I want a drink, I want one.
A can of beer out of a cooler that had fish go bad isn't very good either, by the way.
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And to get it started...
Just a little while ago I could not find my corkscrew. My friends are really good about using things and either not putting it back or just pocketing them.
So I have a bottle of wine I want into.
I am still remodeling and decorating and moving into my home. so it is a wreck.
I tried to 'cork' the bottle, but I can't get it jammed into the bottle. Looking around I see a rather long screw. I've been trying to use a screw driver and hammer to knock the cork into the bottle. So i screw the screw into the bottle and use the hammer to get at my wine... Oak Leaf Pinot Grigio, not that great, but not bad. The first half-bottle was better than the second.
So, what have you done lately? This isn't the worse I've done, but it's a start.