dam now i fell bad.....back in my drinkin days it would take me about 8 or 9 to even get a good buzz going lol....sigh it's hard to get drunk off of beer. :(
But you know your drunk, when every thing you see is hella funny.
you know you were drunk when your truck knew it's way home because the next day, you get up, can't figure out HOW you got there, look out the door and yep, there sits "ole faithful" in the driveway.
when a police man is standing outside of your care,wondering how stupid you can get.when you are sitting in his car holding his keys out the window saying here you drive,cause i am too drunk to drive.the police man knows you have not been driving cause you are sitting in his car,in his driveway who lives next door to you
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