You know youre drunk when............ ( Archived) (83)

Mar 18, 2006 3:31 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
finish the sentence...............
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Mar 18, 2006 3:33 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
shadowalkingwolf
shadowalkingwolfshadowalkingwolfstanthony, Idaho USA1 Threads 232 Posts
lol for me one beer would do it , when you cant walk straight
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Mar 18, 2006 3:40 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
no wonder ya couldn't relate to dix!


rotflmao!!!
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Mar 18, 2006 3:42 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
shadowalkingwolf
shadowalkingwolfshadowalkingwolfstanthony, Idaho USA1 Threads 232 Posts
lmao, yeah. i just didnt realize she would get drunk as fast as i do!
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Mar 18, 2006 3:45 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
LMAO!!!!! one beer??

dam now i fell bad.....back in my drinkin days it would take me about 8 or 9 to even get a good buzz going lol....sigh it's hard to get drunk off of beer. :(




But you know your drunk, when every thing you see is hella funny.
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Mar 18, 2006 3:49 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
shadowalkingwolf
shadowalkingwolfshadowalkingwolfstanthony, Idaho USA1 Threads 232 Posts
lol im a light weight. passed out once on 4. but part of its that i dont drink but maybe 3-4 times a year
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Mar 18, 2006 4:03 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
yellow_rose64
yellow_rose64yellow_rose64Stickville, Indiana USA29 Threads 1,123 Posts
I don't drink at all anymore, but...

you know you were drunk when your truck knew it's way home because the next day, you get up, can't figure out HOW you got there, look out the door and yep, there sits "ole faithful" in the driveway.




Rose.
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Mar 18, 2006 4:07 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
you know your drunk, when you can't remember what you or anybody else just said a few seconds ago.
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Mar 18, 2006 4:10 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
you know (I'M) drunk, when you see me out on the dance floor.

lol :P
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Mar 18, 2006 4:12 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
shadowalkingwolf
shadowalkingwolfshadowalkingwolfstanthony, Idaho USA1 Threads 232 Posts
lol. would take that to get me out there too
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Mar 18, 2006 4:15 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
lol yeah, sometime's my girl can drag me out there for a slow dance when i'm sobber

but beside that.....
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Mar 18, 2006 4:20 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
shadowalkingwolf
shadowalkingwolfshadowalkingwolfstanthony, Idaho USA1 Threads 232 Posts
yeah, sometimes its worth it but rarely!
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Mar 18, 2006 4:25 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
zdeadmanwalking
zdeadmanwalkingzdeadmanwalkingbowling green, Kentucky USA235 Threads 3,011 Posts
when a police man is standing outside of your care,wondering how stupid you can get.when you are sitting in his car holding his keys out the window saying here you drive,cause i am too drunk to drive.the police man knows you have not been driving cause you are sitting in his car,in his driveway who lives next door to you
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Mar 18, 2006 4:29 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
shadowalkingwolf
shadowalkingwolfshadowalkingwolfstanthony, Idaho USA1 Threads 232 Posts
lmao yeah thats drunk!
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Mar 18, 2006 4:37 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
yellow_rose64
yellow_rose64yellow_rose64Stickville, Indiana USA29 Threads 1,123 Posts
LMAO...Good one Z...



Rose
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Mar 18, 2006 6:10 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
You take a keak and your fly isn't open(Rodney Dangerfield)
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Mar 18, 2006 6:11 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
You take a Leak and your Fly isn't Open (rodney Dangerfield)
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Mar 18, 2006 6:14 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
...you're trying to convince the world you're not drunk.
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Mar 18, 2006 6:21 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
You stick your key threw the Liqor cabinet glass door and grab a bottle.
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Mar 18, 2006 6:25 AM CST You know youre drunk when............
You drive 100 miles too get away from your wife,and you wake up in a parking lot.(she cheated on me with my best man)
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