You know youre drunk when............ (83)
You know youre drunk when............
You ask the cab driver "are we there yet"
I once took the train to Timmin's ontario. The northern part of the route was traveled in the early morning hours. I myself did not drink because I had to drive a vehicle back when I arrived.
Each time the train stopped, there were people being carried off the train, because they had passed out in the bar car. It was pretty funny, but it sure did slow the trip down considerably..I was not amused about that part..lol
You ask the cab driver "are we there yet"
I once took the train to Timmin's ontario. The northern part of the route was traveled in the early morning hours. I myself did not drink because I had to drive a vehicle back when I arrived.
Each time the train stopped, there were people being carried off the train, because they had passed out in the bar car. It was pretty funny, but it sure did slow the trip down considerably..I was not amused about that part..lol
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Yes I AgRee With This Man Especialy on 151 Poof LiQuor
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When You are put your face wear it does not belong.......................................Beside thecold tolet bowl and swearing of Booze till the next day,then Clamato juice with a beer.
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you wake up next to someone you don't even know, in a place you have never seen and no clothes to be had, no wheels to take you out of there. Now I think that would be down right drunk!
Nope never happened to me, but one never knows what could happen.
Nope never happened to me, but one never knows what could happen.
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i know i'm drunk when i get this weird laugh.. i have this totally different laugh when i'm drunk that i can't hide and everyone around me knows it.. its kinda funny..
or when i take my shoes off bc they are the reason i can't walk lol
or when tell EVERYONE around me that i LOVE them
or when i take my shoes off bc they are the reason i can't walk lol
or when tell EVERYONE around me that i LOVE them
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Let me guess...........Dane Cook? One of my favorite funny guys out there right now. 
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when you go to the toilet, you pull down your jeans but forget about your thong.
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you know your drunk when....
you cant seem to find the right door key to the house, the door opens and some big burly guy wants to know what the hell your doing at his front door. All you have to say is "why are you in my house?"
you cant seem to find the right door key to the house, the door opens and some big burly guy wants to know what the hell your doing at his front door. All you have to say is "why are you in my house?"
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Fcryan...
You just destroyed a very pleasant visual image.
You just destroyed a very pleasant visual image.
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my friends know I'm drunk when I use the sentance "can I be honest" they dread when I do it..
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I do not believe you,
but I forgive you.
but I forgive you.
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you know your drunk when you say things like you forgot to pull down your thong in a thread hehehehehhe------ This thread is Archived ------
You get tackled by five police officers... or wake up next to your cousin. lol
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You know you're drunk when you goto bed at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2.
Did someone say that alreayd?!?!
Did someone say that alreayd?!?!
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antsy come back anttsssyyy cooommmeee bbaaaaaaack
in my best kid from shane movie voice
in my best kid from shane movie voice
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on beer i got drunk just to smell the bottle cap lol......... but i would say after 5 or 6 shot of tequila watch out the fun is there lol.....................pppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
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jose is here waiting for ya my dear
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you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
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you put one foot on the floor...
to hold the bed still.