CautiousSingleSouthern, British Columbia Canada697 posts
somebody like tumpa (flushing a little)
Or at least the virtual tumpa we know online
I bet in real life he's a knuckle-dragging moron full of contempt for women and extremely racially bigoted. He just can't be the renaissance man with the poetic soul who makes so many women swoon........
At least that's what I have to keep telling myself so I don't go "gaga" over him.
But shhhhhhhhhhhhh , that's just between you, me, and the keyboard.
O.K., I'm looking for a woman who will keep me in a fashion to which I am unaccustomed.
No, really, I could be a great househusband for someone wealthy! I know how to fix almost anything, I have highly diversified interests and lots of fun, useless facts in my head, I can cook, can even read (and do)! Oh, yeah, and I'm great in the...oh, never mind, every man thinks that.
Oops...did I kill a thread again? OK, it was just a joke. well, not entirely. Oh, no, there I go again! That's done it for sure. I'll be eternally shunned!
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