the ultimate auction (26)
wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postsif there was an auction where you could buy and sell anything what would you buy and what would you sell
The Business
Sell my computer....
Buy a fishing boat...
Buy a fishing boat...
I,ve got a fishing boat, need a computer!
An outboard?...what condition?...any fishing tackle?...any fish there?....
Weeelllllllll.....it,s a bit like a canoe, well actually it is a canoe. Condition? Let,s see, you can paddle for twenty minutes before she starts to list. Tackle.Piece of string with a hook on the end. Fish? Are there any fish???? Eeeerrrr,no, sorry.
Don't worry about the fish.....I'm only out there for the beer anyway,...fishing is just a socially acceptable cover....
..but look, I have a totally mean machine, Apple G5, hung like a horse with 3 Gigs Ram, this baby rocks....you gonna have to throw in something extra....any chance of a buxom spanish girl Friday??...she doesn't even need to be stunning....as long as she can bait a triple hook with calamari, it's a deal...
..but look, I have a totally mean machine, Apple G5, hung like a horse with 3 Gigs Ram, this baby rocks....you gonna have to throw in something extra....any chance of a buxom spanish girl Friday??...she doesn't even need to be stunning....as long as she can bait a triple hook with calamari, it's a deal...
Still thinking of a delicious calamari meal...............you poor old man
You think Bugibba is the only good place in Malta
...how boring to think so.....................
You think Bugibba is the only good place in Malta
...how boring to think so..................... Yeah, you can have my ex,if you want, which I don,t think you will. She,s buxom, but I can think of a few other words beginning with B to describe her. Stick with the squid, for sure it,ll be less slippery.
i'd sell 2 dehumidifiers and buy a painting for my sittingroom
I,d sell my past and buy my future.
And that would be a present for me.
Ok...so now I'm stuck with a beatch, a boat, and a bunch of calamari....how about swopping me the dehumidifiers for a painting, so I can keep the boat interior dry while I'm waiting for something to bite.....(either the beatch, or a fish)... 
I love this man!
its a deal...as long as its a good painting.........
have to keep you dry..............dont we...........or you'll end up with aching bones
have to keep you dry..............dont we...........or you'll end up with aching bones
Too late.....dry rot set in...and now my aching bone just fell off.....
Wedy.....
Well, with what you've got in your closets...you could buy 5 genies....!!!...
Call me old fashioned but I thought Genies came in lamps,not bottles.
The Genie of the bottle doesn,t sound right somehow, like saying Little Red Riding Anorak Hood.
The Genie of the bottle doesn,t sound right somehow, like saying Little Red Riding Anorak Hood.
More Threads
men's perspective towards women
the way you look
The weird and the random facts around the world
Ladies
Kultur-multur
wanting beyond need
s*xual skills
Democrats destroyed America
Would you hire this guy - for any job?
your favorite topic?
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
1,486 Views
25 Comments
in EU Forums
Created: Nov 2007
Last Viewed: Apr 26
Last Commented: Nov 2007
0 Likes