"A CHRISTIAN HORSE" ( Archived) (10)

theres a horse sale, a gentelmen walks up to this christian horse, falls in love with it, wishes to purchase it, the christian owner sais ok, but this horse is a special horse, it was raised the christian way, the man says, what do you mean, the owner replys, if you want the horse to go, you must say, prays the lord, if you want the horse to stop you must say, amen, the man says cool, can i ride him, the owner replys ,sattle up, the man is ready and says, prays the lord, he takes off, then he says amen, the horse stoped, the man replys thats cool, prays the lord, the horse takes off, hes enjoying the ride, till he comes up on a cliff, the man panics, dont know what to say, he says stop, prays th, AMEN!!!, the horse stops at the edge of the cliff, the man looks down ans says "prays the lord".

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lol!!! Nice one, Jimmy!

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An man wakened in the middle of the night by ther blaring of his telephone. He stumbles to the kitchen to answer it. A voice on the other end tells him that they are sad to inform him that his mother-in-law has passed away while on vacation in the holy land.
The woman tells the man that he has two choices. He can have her buried abroad for a thousand dollars or he can pay five thousand dollars to have her shipped back home for internment.
The man goes silent until the woman on the other end asks if he is alright.
He responds that they had better makes plans for her to be sent home. The woman says "You must love her very much sir."
To which the man replies "No, I just remember a man who died there a few thousand years ago and he rose from the dead after three days, I just can't take that chance!"

Mark

2 great jokes to end the night for me to go to bed

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Both of them are great!!