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Nov 9, 2007 2:17 AM CST Cheap Beer
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA47 Threads 667 Posts
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes."

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"Four cents," he replies.

"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
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Nov 9, 2007 2:19 AM CST Cheap Beer
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zanteandyzanteandysurrey, Surrey, England UK31 Threads 284 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 9, 2007 2:21 AM CST Cheap Beer
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zanteandyzanteandysurrey, Surrey, England UK31 Threads 284 Posts
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