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I'am not a lurker... i don't even know what it is.
Try this
on my profile i have some lovely waterfall pictures from near my house...
Nothing like a free running waterfall spilling over into a pool of shimmering water and the coasting out into a bubbling stream.
some are only 50 from the road so no far walks if she is unable (would have to be crippled anyway so she couldn't runaway from me) Thats the only way i would get a date
i would have finger sandwiches and Dr.Pepper ofcourse with some assoerted fruits and berries.
I would wish to find a partial shaded area in full view of the falls.
place a Full goose down blanket upon a moss covered area (oh so soft)
sit back and discuss any topic on her mind... (and actually listen)hypotheticaly
would also have a soft red wine (if she wanted to partake in it)
have my camera handy so that i may capture her beauty umongst such a wonderful backdrop.
would let her pose as many pictures as she wishes (12GB memory over 6,000 pics to fill)
would treat her as if she where the Most sought after diva in the world (just this time)
Then as she reviewed all the pictures i would ask her to tell me about her dreams and aspirations.
it would be a day about her, that she could always look back on in fond memories.
Then i would take for a nice walk that evening through the historic district.
take her home and kiss her goodnight....
and never call her again what can you do the rest of the relationship to top that.
It would only be downhill from there in her eyes